PSYCHOcatholic Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 In todays News: American Airlines Flight to Dallas caught on fire today due to a lady lighting her Flatulence...She was supposedly trying to extinguish the smell of the bodily odor, but ended up burning herself to a crisp causing an even worse odor. Back to you Dawn! "Thanks Bob...Boy doesnt that STINK!" "Due to the incident on todays American flight, all passengers must take one pill of Beano before boarding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Oh, i got a good one, happened a few years ago... A man here in the Tennessee Valley died falling into a chocolate vat...he supposedly lost his balance causing him to fall into a vat with a mixer attached to it while it was on. The newscasters said...and i quote! "Funeral arrangements have not been made yet...the family is still deciding whether they want Plain or Peanut." My mouth dropped in awe and horror at the disrespect. He was not a newscaster for much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) [link removed] some are pretty funny Edited March 14, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Those are cool, Farin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Explain to me what I'm missing in the one with the girl and the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 I don't know either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 There are boobies there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ummm...disturbing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 The next page isn't so hot... but this one was pretty cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Disturbing is the word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Christmas Swimmers Take Icy Dips Link Photo Gallery Swimmers all over the northern hemisphere have been celebrating Christmas by taking a dip in icy waters -- even in Siberia. Australians famously like to celebrate Christmas on the beach. For most people in the northern hemisphere, however, Christmas is a time for staying inside, preferably close to an open fire or at least some efficient central heating. If you do have to go outdoors, then wrapping up well is advised. Not everyone thinks that way, however. Across Europe, a minority of enthusiasts -- some would say eccentrics -- take part in annual outdoor swims on Dec. 25 or 26, braving sub-zero temperatures to prove their virility, raise money for charity or for the purported health benefits of icy water. With its long coastline and tradition of eccentricity, the UK is unsurprisingly home to many Christmas swims. Perhaps the most famous is the annual race in the Serpentine lake in London's Hyde Park, which has been held every Christmas morning since 1864. The 2006 race was distinguished by being won by a woman, Sally Kelly, for the first time ever. The aptly-named Bournemouth Spartans winter sea swimming club also organizes a Christmas Day swim for members, who range in age from 10 to over 80. In Wales, a record number of 583 people took part in a swim on Boxing Day (December 26) in Tenby, while around 700 swimmers took to the sea in Porthcawl, the BBC reported. Porthcawl swim organizer Dai Thomas said one man had been treated for suspected hypothermia. He emphasized this was only the second case in the annual swim's 41 year history. Even in northern Scotland, swimmers brave the chilly North Sea. In the northern village of Burghead -- which is on the same latitude as Alaska -- a record 96 people took part in a Boxing Day swim, according to Scottish daily The Press and Journal. The annual swim has raised GBP 150,000 ($294,000) for charity in its 21 years. Across Europe, swimmers took to the waters in Prague, Barcelona and Slovakia. In Berlin, around 50 member of the "Berlin Seals" ice swimming club went skinny-dipping in an east Berlin lake. Naturalism became popular in East Germany under communism. The bravest swimmer was arguably one woman who went for a dip in the Siberian river of Yenisei, where the air temperature is about -20 degrees Celsius (-4 degrees Fahrenheit). dgs/reuters/afp Link Photo Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 After looking at those photos, the word "shrinkage" comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 People who do that are stupid. At least they're doing it for charity, I guess. Man gets firerocket lodged in his behind It really shouldn't be funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Dumb a**. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Man gets firerocket lodged in his behind It really shouldn't be funny... it isn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Umm... okay then. Sorry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 no, I didn't mean you... I meant him! HE probably thought that it would be extremely funny to try such a thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 if anyone likes reading wacky things, read "Fugitives and Refugees: A Walk in Portland, Oregon" by Chuck Palahniuk (sp?). It's an "alternative" travelogue to Portland, and it shows how weird Portland can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Virgin komodo dragon produces offspring Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 It's a lizard miracle! I'm touched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) the Jedi Census Phenomenon Edited January 13, 2007 by Guest there was a Jedi too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) There's a Jedi too much in your link. Very interesting though! Edited January 13, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 I never heard of that religion... I like this one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 also check the links to the "Church of Moo" and the "Invisible Pink Unicorn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Some of my friends were premies of Guru Maharaji (The Divine Light Mission) in the early seventies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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