The Seeker Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 "Fly"...or be carried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Meh. Those aren't very good punchlines, Seeker. Georgia takes all the fun out of everything. Except for having relations with your relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Here I am, trying to find a solution for the poor oppressed chickens of Georgia, and all you do is tell me my punchlines aren't good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 You are a fantastic humanitarian, Fintan, and your punchlines warm the cockles of my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Now that sounds better...just the way a Queen of Freaks is supposed to sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 My favourite is this one: They're all great, though. So do unmarried women who jump out of a plane on Sundays just fly? Or plummet to their death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 That's bizarre stuff. I remember hearing about one state where it's illegal to hunt whales, but it's an in-land state, so there aren't any spots of water nearby at all. I don't remember the state's name, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 "Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. " I hope there are some Idaho people with nice hair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 In Gurnee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts. Now that's a law I can get behind (so to speak). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Now that's a law I can get behind (so to speak). The horses appreciate that law, too, I'm sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Texas: A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed. Ah, that Texas legislature never stops thinking up brilliant ideas. I read a list of these weird laws once that said it was illegal to play the fiddle in Boston. My uncle lives in Boston. I have played the fiddle in his house. I'm such a badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Well , obviously son , you've never been in a feud ! the cops would rather clean up than break up any day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Texas: A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed. Tim, I'm planning on stopping by and taking a few things tomorrow....will you be out of the house around, say, noonish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Jenny, you're such a planner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Wouldn't want to break two laws, now, would I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Tim, I'm planning on stopping by and taking a few things tomorrow....will you be out of the house around, say, noonish? Yeah, I should be out, but I don't know about my mother. You'd be safer if you come in on Sunday morning, we should all be out and about then. Just don't take the dog. I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Don't worry, the dog we have already drives me crazy, don't need another one. Sunday......where does your mom keep her good jewelry? Got anything good in the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 So do unmarried women who jump out of a plane on Sundays just fly? Or plummet to their death? Apparently the unmarried women cause the plummetting death of their married rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 That's just terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 People are sick. She was a mother of two for Pete's sake. Not to say her having an affair was right, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 There are 81 people in the states with my name! And my name is french! Didn't know the states had french people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Fish Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Wow, how did that post get in this thread? That link was in the Cool links and sites thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 I have to come to Rayzor's aid here. I was drunk and accidentally posted that "How many people have your name" link here. I moved it after he posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Thank-you for being so kind Marc!! I responded to that original post in the same type of condition you were in I'm sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Opglabbeek? How do you pronunce that? It's terrible how some ones friend would do such a thing just for a man. What a waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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