RonJonSurfer Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 What a girl wants? How about a husband? By Karen Thomas, USA TODAY Mon Nov 21, 7:26 AM ET Pop's Grammy-winning Dirrty Girl, Christina Aguilera, married Jordan Bratman on Saturday, the singer's rep says. The couple traded vows at a sunset ceremony at the Staglin Family Vineyard in California's Napa Valley, People reports. Aguilera wore a Christian Lacroix gown, and the pair exchanged matching wedding bands designed by London-based jeweler Stephen Webster, who also created Aguilera's five-carat diamond engagement ring. The bridesmaids wore dresses designed by Kai Milla, Stevie Wonder's wife. Us Weekly reports that the ceremony featured a gospel choir and that Aguilera wore her hair in a tight bun decorated with jewels and white flowers. There were about 130 guests, Us reports, including Sharon Stone. Aguilera, 24, and music exec Bratman, 28, met in 2002. He popped the question in February. The couple's wedding weekend started Thursday with a four-hour dinner at the private La Encantada estate, Us reports. Rehearsal dinner Friday at the Auberge du Soleil resort was a Japanese-themed party, Us says, decorated with bamboo, pink roses and pink cherry blossoms. The couple left Sunday for a honeymoon at an undisclosed location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 And a-one, and a-two, and a-one, two, three, four... Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn... AND I DON'T CARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkMets9 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Former Mets pitcher Rick Aguilera? Oh, Christina. I don't give a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Rick Aguilera....good pitcher, better once he became a closer. Christina Aguilera....DID HER!! (not really proud of it, but hey...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 What a girl wants? How about a husband? A husband? What for?? And who is Christinne Gilera??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkMets9 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 http://www.baseball-reference.com/a/aguilri01.shtml Much better resume than what's-her'whore's. I'd rather marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 ^ He's got much better stats than she does. Edna, do you really not know who she is? Here she is at her First Communion. And here she is tongue-ing Madonna. That sentence speaks volumes about her character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Edna, do you really not know who she is? Here she is at her First Communion. Now I see!!! Thanx, Peaches, I remember her, I was invited to her First Communion!! Yes, I know who she is but I´d love to ignore it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Christ, I think I just got crabs looking at that second picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Here she is at her First Communion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 (continued from "Aguilera Marries" thread) gigantic egos are always obvious, what good is having one if it's hidden? Are you getting any of the humor in this or am I just making you angrier?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 What are those things she is holding? I mean, are they attached or some type of fruit? Whatever they are, would you hold anything against her for holding on to what is hers? You gotta admit, she can hold her own. Bra-va-OH Christina, Bra-va-OH. She looks like she has her hands full, I'd offer to give her a hand. She looks like she feels alright, yes, I'll bet she feels alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 And a-one, and a-two, and a-one, two, three, four... Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn... AND I DON'T CARE! Nobody cares, but she gets many stares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 ^ He's got much better stats than she does. Edna, do you really not know who she is? I prefer this picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I think she's a cutie with a fantastic voice, and I wish her many years with the man she loves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I think she's a cutie with a fantastic voice, and I wish her many years with the man she loves That's sweet EA, very sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I used to hate Christina Aguilera. Then I just thought she was a 'ho. But somehow, after hearing her music a bit more, learning about her background, etc., I've grown to respect her, for the simple fact that she is who she is and she doesn't try to hide it - like Britney, who's a skank under the guise of the girl next door. Plus, Christina's voice is really fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I don't mind her. She doesn't really bother me. At least she isn't making out with him and grabbing his package and doing God kows wat not with him on a balcony with a sea of papparazzi snapping away. I don't even know what her husband looks like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 At least this "celebrity" wedding didn't reek of the distinct aroma of Desperate Celebrity Stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Marriage is sacred? huh... really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 I like the song Beautiful by Christina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 The girl COULD sing, but she's still a hoor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Yeah, but nobody, NOBODY shakes like Shakira!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Now, THERE'S a hoor I could marry! :happybanana: :happybanana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 I have always said I love her voice. I just can't stand what she sings. She married Batman? Batman's first name is Jordan? Whoa. Learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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