Earth-Angel Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Makes me wish we actually did celebrate Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Sue, DO IT! Carve a pumpkin! Make a costume! Give away sweets to people you meet, it just may catch on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 In the UK don't you go a soalin'? Or is that practice only observed around Christmas? At all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 OOoooo. Heh heh... Oooooohh. I am gonna creep some kids out this Halloween. Some adults, too. I am done with scaring. This year, I am out to disturb the adults and unsettle the kids.... Like, I want them leaving and thinking, "Somethng isn't right there." The Reverend Henry Kane, from Poltergeist II. Kane: (loud southern preacher accent) That is possible. I get around,(waves his hands in the air like he is giving a sermon) love getting around. Love, talking to people, (looks up at the sky and then back at the family) Even on a rainy day. (he pets the dog, E Buzz, and the dog runs away.) Ha..dog's shedding.. (He says as he picks the dog hair from his fingers. He then points to Carol Ann, with a large smile.) HI! That guy was creepy with a capital KREE-PEE. I GOTTA find me one of them hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Like an evil Jim Carey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 *Yikes!* That is too creeeeeeepeeeeee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 I am attending a Black tie only event this Saturday. I was invited to a Halloween party the same night. So after the event, I'll head to the party in full tuxedo, herringbone vest, etc. Maybe I'll make a penguins beak for the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 KEN! Sweet baby Jesus, that guy is awesomely scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Heheheheheeee. WOW. Too late for this year, but absolutely positively for sure for next year. This is awesome.... Now I've seen it all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 It was jumping last night. A good time had by all... Add a little blacklight and shut off the camera flash and this is what it kind of looks like add a little fog, Toss in an electric chair, and the hot chick vampire quartet shows up . Then woke up at 6 AM, and found myself here 3 hours later. Happy Halloween, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Happy Halloween nice socks Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Sweet bash Ken. My neighbors got a hearse, and I remember thinking, "I bet Ken went even bigger." I'm going with my Rock Star outfit this year. It went over pretty well last night - one girl told me I looked like the lead singer of The Killers. Later in the night, I was able to convince another girl that I actually was the lead singer of The Killers. You'd be surprised how good I look in black eyeliner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 I see it is midnight, so Happy Halloween to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Thanks....You Too Ron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie_sane Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Tis 4:05pm on the 31st of October here in Oz, Happy Halloween to you all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 ^^ Now that I'd make a donation to charity to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Happy Halloween Everyone p.s. Ken, I was walking the dog, turned the corner and saw a car with the Washington license plate KISSFAN! I immediatley thought of you!! Peace - Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EB'RYBODY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 It´s becoming trendy in Europe, it seems... someone called at the door and it was four little witches (our five/six years old neighbours) asking for candy... I had to give them some money to buy it themselves but the poor cat is still stressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Pet Cemetary The Ramones Under the arc of a weather stain boards, Ancient goblins, and warlords, Come out of the ground, not making a sound, The smell of death is all around, And the night when the cold wind blows, No one cares, nobody knows. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. Follow Victor to the sacred place, This ain't a dream, I can't escape, Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones, Spirits moaning among the tombstones, And the night, when the moon is bright, Someone cries, something ain't right. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. The moon is full, the air is still, All of a sudden I feel a chill, Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away, Skeletons dance, I curse this day, And the night when the wolves cry out, Listen close and you can hear me shout. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh no I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh oh, I don't want to live my life again, oh no no no I don't want to live my life again, oh oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Happy Halloweenie, bats and ghouls. I posted this last year, but it's so funny I'll recycle my own material. * She's a goblin! * I'd like to get a little something in your sack. * Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night! * Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. * She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. * If you just lick it, it'll last longer. * Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. * Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. * You scared me stiff! * He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 Peachy, you ought to know better than to post like that.... Two tablespoon's of cinnamon, and two or three egg whites. A half a stick of butter?. Melted? stick it all in a bowl baby. Stir it with a wooden spoon. Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon. Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth. Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls stick em in your mouth, and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you. So suck on my balls. Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate, and a half a cup of brandy. You throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla. Grease up the cookie sheet. Cause I hate when my balls stick. Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick? Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth. Suck on my chocolate salted balls. Put em in your mouth, and suck em! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, there packed full of goodness, high on fiber. Suck on my balls. [sniff, sniff, sniff] Hey, wait a minute. What's that smell. Smell like something burning. Well that don't confront me none. Long as I get my rent paid on Friday. Baby you better get back in the kitchen. Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion. Oh man baby, baby! You just burned my balls! Help me, my balls on fire ?? baby my balls are burning give me some water! Pour some water on me! my balls are burning oh my goodness, I'm blow'n I'm blow'n do somethin Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls. Put em in your mouth, and suck em! They'r on fire baby! Suck on my chocolate salted balls, put em out baby, blow ohh Suck on my balls baby Suck on my balls baby Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls come on baby woo, woo suck on my balls. [blow blow] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 How funnee! Peaches I really liked yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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