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OOoooo. Heh heh... Oooooohh. I am gonna creep some kids out this Halloween. Some adults, too. I am done with scaring. This year, I am out to disturb the adults and unsettle the kids.... Like, I want them leaving and thinking, "Somethng isn't right there."

The Reverend Henry Kane, from Poltergeist II.

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Kane: (loud southern preacher accent) That is possible. I get around,(waves his hands in the air like he is giving a sermon) love getting around. Love, talking to people, (looks up at the sky and then back at the family) Even on a rainy day. (he pets the dog, E Buzz, and the dog runs away.) Ha..dog's shedding.. (He says as he picks the dog hair from his fingers. He then points to Carol Ann, with a large smile.) HI!

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That guy was creepy with a capital KREE-PEE. I GOTTA find me one of them hats.

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It was jumping last night. A good time had by all... p10403078va.jpg

Add a little blacklight and shut off the camera flash and this is what it kind of looks like p10403308vw.jpg

add a little fog, p10403265te.jpg

Toss in an electric chair, p10403203st.jpg and the hot chick vampire quartet shows up p10403385fy.jpg .

Then woke up at 6 AM, and found myself here 3 hours later. aloha2fq.jpg

Happy Halloween, all.

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Sweet bash Ken. My neighbors got a hearse, and I remember thinking, "I bet Ken went even bigger."

I'm going with my Rock Star outfit this year. It went over pretty well last night - one girl told me I looked like the lead singer of The Killers. Later in the night, I was able to convince another girl that I actually was the lead singer of The Killers.

You'd be surprised how good I look in black eyeliner.

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It´s becoming trendy in Europe, it seems... someone called at the door and it was four little witches (our five/six years old neighbours) asking for candy... I had to give them some money to buy it themselves but the poor cat is still stressed... :laughing: :jack: :jack:

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Pet Cemetary

The Ramones

Under the arc of a weather stain boards,

Ancient goblins, and warlords,

Come out of the ground, not making a sound,

The smell of death is all around,

And the night when the cold wind blows, No one cares, nobody knows.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again.

Follow Victor to the sacred place,

This ain't a dream, I can't escape,

Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones,

Spirits moaning among the tombstones,

And the night, when the moon is bright,

Someone cries, something ain't right.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again.

The moon is full, the air is still,

All of a sudden I feel a chill,

Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away,

Skeletons dance, I curse this day,

And the night when the wolves cry out,

Listen close and you can hear me shout.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again.

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,

I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh no

I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh oh,

I don't want to live my life again, oh no no no

I don't want to live my life again, oh oh

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Happy Halloweenie, bats and ghouls. I posted this last year, but it's so funny I'll recycle my own material.

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* She's a goblin!

* I'd like to get a little something in your sack.

* Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night!

* Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

* She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

* If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

* Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

* Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

* You scared me stiff!

* He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

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Peachy, you ought to know better than to post like that....

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,

and two or three egg whites.

A half a stick of butter?. Melted?

stick it all in a bowl baby.

Stir it with a wooden spoon.

Mix in a cup of flour,

you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls

they're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up

just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls

stick em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,

they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.

So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,

and a half a cup of brandy.

You throw in a bag or two of sugar

and just a pinch of vanilla.

Grease up the cookie sheet.

Cause I hate when my balls stick.

Then preheat the oven to three fifty

and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls

they're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up

just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.

Put em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,

there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.

Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]

Hey, wait a minute.

What's that smell.

Smell like something burning.

Well that don't confront me none.

Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

Baby you better get back in the kitchen.

Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.

Oh man baby, baby!

You just burned my balls!

Help me, my balls on fire

????? baby

my balls are burning

give me some water!

Pour some water on me!

my balls are burning

oh my goodness,

I'm blow'n

I'm blow'n

do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.

Put em in your mouth, and suck em!

They'r on fire baby!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,

put em out baby, blow

ohh

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls

come on baby

woo, woo

suck on my balls.

[blow blow]

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