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38 seconds to live! That's if the little bugger didn't spit his toxic venom on me! (they do spit, don't they? I thought I saw that on Jurassic Park)...

That was a different dinosaur. The velociraptors are the fast buggers that end up killing the t-rex.

I survive 35 seconds.

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Well, I think a lot of you kicked him in his little raptor balls didn't ya? :/

I just couldn't bring myself to do that. Might have givin me a couple of extra seconds tho :laughing:

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Honey, if it's my arse or his balls...well, you do the math. :laughing:

One of the first things a young girl should learn... and I´m not kidding. :cool: Just basic self defense. Oh, and running fast too... :shades:

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Outrun The Bear

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

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