New Top Ten List Game

[Shawna]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

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[Jenny]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

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[Steel2Velvet]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

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[Brad_M]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

5. Your boss won't like it if it scratches his heiny.

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[Heimann47]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

5. Your boss won't like it if it scratches his heiny.

4. People should look like people. Not livestock.

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[miamisammy29]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

5. Your boss won't like it if it scratches his heiny.

4. People should look like people. Not livestock.

3. Nosebones are coming back in style.

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[Otokichi]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

5. Your boss won't like it if it scratches his heiny.

4. People should look like people. Not livestock.

3. Nosebones are coming back in style.

2. Your nickname is "Lightning" Rod.

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[MindCrime]

Top 10 reasons not to have a nose ring.

10.You look like an ass.

9. Some drunk cowboy is gonna git it his head to saddle and ride you. (What's that rope doing around "the family jewels"?)

8. It allows people to lead you around too easily. Literally.

7. Too hard to keep clean during cold season

6. You may one day find yourself quickly throwing on a heavy pullover cardigan and ... riiip!

5. Your boss won't like it if it scratches his heiny.

4. People should look like people. Not livestock.

3. Nosebones are coming back in style.

2. Your nickname is "Lightning" Rod.

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[MindCrime]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

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[bluesboy]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

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[cyberjudge]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

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[miamisammy29]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

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[Steel2Velvet]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

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[miamisammy29]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

5. Natalie, c'mere, check this out! You have to see this really cool dolphin swimming right near the bow!

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[phil]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

5. Natalie, c'mere, check this out! You have to see this really cool dolphin swimming right near the bow!

4. Heroin Addictive? No, that's a silly rumor.

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[Brad_M]

Re: Nose ring photo

Reminder to MCK, and others who do it too.

Hot linking a photo is a no-no on SongFacts.

Posting images:

If you would like to post an image, please post a link to the image, otherwise, follow these guidelines:

1) Images should be hosted with an image hosting service or on your own web site. This prevents unauthorized use of bandwith from a non-affiliated web site.

[Steel2Velvet]

... amd we know where you live!

[bluesboy]

Thanks to google earth.

[Brad_M]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

5. Natalie, c'mere, check this out! You have to see this really cool dolphin swimming right near the bow!

4. Heroin Addictive? No, that's a silly rumor.

3. I don't care how good the offer sounds, honey, just tell that Gates kid we're not interested and close the door.

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[Heimann47]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

5. Natalie, c'mere, check this out! You have to see this really cool dolphin swimming right near the bow!

4. Heroin Addictive? No, that's a silly rumor.

3. I don't care how good the offer sounds, honey, just tell that Gates kid we're not interested and close the door.

2. Meet my broker, Mr. Madoff

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[miamisammy29]

Top 10 Bad Advice Lines

10. Don't go swimming on an empty stomach

9. Trust me.

8. This won't hurt a bit.

7. Don't worry, baby, I've had a vasectomy.

6. You ought to see my doctor for that; his name's Kervorkian.

5. Natalie, c'mere, check this out! You have to see this really cool dolphin swimming right near the bow!

4. Heroin Addictive? No, that's a silly rumor.

3. I don't care how good the offer sounds, honey, just tell that Gates kid we're not interested and close the door.

2. Meet my broker, Mr. Madoff

1. Wow, #2 is gonna be tough to beat...but lemme try..."Dammit, Stu, you should quit that silly band; there's no financial future in skiffle, anyway! You're better off being a painter! And that band name - the Beatles - what a STUPID, STUPID name for a band! They'll never go anywhere! you'll be stuck in Liverpool forever!"

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

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[phil]

Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

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[Brad_M]

You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

Sounds like a personal Top 10 you're going for here, Sammy.

Tell her to make her own coffee the next time she tells you to make some.

[Heimann47]

Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

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[Uncle Joe]

Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

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