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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

5. Because they told the boss about the porn you downloaded on the corporate hard-drive (True story :mad: )

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

5. Because they told the boss about the porn you downloaded on the corporate hard-drive (True story )

4. Listening to voice mail on speakerphone...LOUDLY

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

5. Because they told the boss about the porn you downloaded on the corporate hard-drive (True story )

4. Listening to voice mail on speakerphone...LOUDLY

3. People would start asking questions if you walked around with a chainsaw.

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

5. Because they told the boss about the porn you downloaded on the corporate hard-drive (True story )

4. Listening to voice mail on speakerphone...LOUDLY

3. People would start asking questions if you walked around with a chainsaw.

2. Required in the post office employee manual

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Top Ten Reasons For Choking Your Co-Worker(s)

10. You've been working here for 18 years, she's been here for two, and SHE THINKS SHE'S YOUR F***ING BOSS!!

9. For calling me Pal.

8. They remind you of the fact that you haven't deployed. Constantly.

7. Thinning out the herd.

6. It's more personal than just shooting them.

5. Because they told the boss about the porn you downloaded on the corporate hard-drive (True story )

4. Listening to voice mail on speakerphone...LOUDLY

3. People would start asking questions if you walked around with a chainsaw.

2. Required in the post office employee manual

1. She said she likes well-endowed men.

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10. Lonely Housewives

9. medical marijuana

8. why can't I own a canadian

7. what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

6. Improvised Explosive Devices FAQ

5. UFO footage

4. Racquel Darrian

3. Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

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Top 10 Google searches:

10. Lonely Housewives

9. medical marijuana

8. why can't I own a canadian

7. what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

6. Improvised Explosive Devices FAQ

5. UFO footage

4. Racquel Darrian

3. Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

2. Rockism

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Top Ten Things That Make You Go "But, Why?"

10. White chocolate

9. Bagpipes

8. Fat-free sour cream

7. Phil Collins

6. Politically correct.

5. Bassists using picks

4. This.

3. Replica guns that look and handle just like the real thing. Remove the red tip and you too can be an "unarmed robber."

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Top Ten Things That Make You Go "But, Why?"

10. White chocolate

9. Bagpipes

8. Fat-free sour cream

7. Phil Collins

6. Politically correct.

5. Bassists using picks

4. This.

3. Replica guns that look and handle just like the real thing. Remove the red tip and you too can be an "unarmed robber."

2. "I used to date him."

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Top Ten Things That Make You Go "But, Why?"

10. White chocolate

9. Bagpipes

8. Fat-free sour cream

7. Phil Collins

6. Politically correct.

5. Bassists using picks

4. This.

3. Replica guns that look and handle just like the real thing. Remove the red tip and you too can be an "unarmed robber."

2. "I used to date him."

1. Hearing Elizabeth tell you, "yes, the rum is gone."

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