Uncle Joe Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. Repeat over and over endlessly, "Ya wanna? Huh? Ya wanna?" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. Repeat over and over endlessly, "Ya wanna? Huh? Ya wanna?" 4. Tell her, "I'm a big fan of R. Kelly, but I hate his music!" 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. Repeat over and over endlessly, "Ya wanna? Huh? Ya wanna?" 4. Tell her, "I'm a big fan of R. Kelly, but I hate his music!" 3. It didn't look like that in health class... 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. Repeat over and over endlessly, "Ya wanna? Huh? Ya wanna?" 4. Tell her, "I'm a big fan of R. Kelly, but I hate his music!" 3. It didn't look like that in health class... 2. Pull My Finger. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Top ten things not to do when trying to turn-on the opposite sex... 10. Tell 'em that you love 'em 9. I forgot to tell you I have herpes. 8. Ask her if she's ever tried that kielbasi in the can. 7. Wear pants. 6. Come out of the closet 5. Repeat over and over endlessly, "Ya wanna? Huh? Ya wanna?" 4. Tell her, "I'm a big fan of R. Kelly, but I hate his music!" 3. It didn't look like that in health class... 2. Pull My Finger. 1. Run out of triple A batteries ------------------------------------------------------ The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. They're driving better cars than mine. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. They're driving better cars than mine. 4. Two words: Clue Less 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. They're driving better cars than mine. 4. Two words: Clue Less 3. I consider anyone driving less than 80mph as "slow", so I'll have to excuse myself from this Top Ten. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. They're driving better cars than mine. 4. Two words: Clue Less 3. I consider anyone driving less than 80mph as "slow", so I'll have to excuse myself from this Top Ten. 2. 98% of them are from Washington State. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 The top ten things that most upset you about slow drivers in the fast lane 10. They look even dumber than you imagined before you passed them 9. "That ^&%$*! slowpoke" turns out to be a police officer...Pull over, Speed Racer! 8. Their stupidity irriatates me to the point of jamming on my breaks and spilling my beer! 7. They're on the freakin cell phone! 6. No amount of slingshotting around them affects them in the least. 5. They're driving better cars than mine. 4. Two words: Clue Less 3. I consider anyone driving less than 80mph as "slow", so I'll have to excuse myself from this Top Ten. 2. 98% of them are from Washington State. 1. Realizing that it's something that'll never change. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. When they trip and spill your food on you as they are bringing it out 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. When they trip and spill your food on you as they are bringing it out 5. When they bring an alcoholic drink that doesn't have much booze in it. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." Sammy, I was saving that for # 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. When they trip and spill your food on you as they are bringing it out 5. When they bring an alcoholic drink that doesn't have much booze in it. 4. The price of the meal! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. When they trip and spill your food on you as they are bringing it out 5. When they bring an alcoholic drink that doesn't have much booze in it. 4. The price of the meal! 3.There are flies buzzing 'round her head. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Top Ten Things That Make You Not Want to Leave a Tip to a Restaurant Waitress and/or Waiter 10. When she/he asks if you're familiar on how to get rid of roaches on your plate without spoiling the food. 9. Don't tip the bathroom attendant if they forget to wipe. 8. When they can't remember the names of everyone at my table. I just hate that! 7. When you ask them, "What's the soup du jour?", and they tell you, "It's the soup of the day." 6. When they trip and spill your food on you as they are bringing it out 5. When they bring an alcoholic drink that doesn't have much booze in it. 4. The price of the meal! 3.There are flies buzzing 'round her head. 2. When you ask, "Who's the chef working?" and she/he replies, "General Electric" (a microwave) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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