Uncle Joe Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Top 10 gifts you don't want to get for the holidays: 10. Paternity suit 9. Syphilis 8. The same fruitcake I passed out last year returned to me. 7. Swine flu (aka H1N1) 6. UPS package filled with pot, delivered by federal agents dressed in Santa Claus suits. 5. Gift cards to: Victoria's Secret, Chico's, or Ann Taylor. 4. "Secrets to a Successful Marriage" by Tiger Woods 3. The Sammy-Mobile driving up my street hauling Sammy's er....gear. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Top 10 gifts you don't want to get for the holidays: 10. Paternity suit 9. Syphilis 8. The same fruitcake I passed out last year returned to me. 7. Swine flu (aka H1N1) 6. UPS package filled with pot, delivered by federal agents dressed in Santa Claus suits. 5. Gift cards to: Victoria's Secret, Chico's, or Ann Taylor. 4. "Secrets to a Successful Marriage" by Tiger Woods 3. The Sammy-Mobile driving up my street hauling Sammy's er....gear. 2. Uncle Joe's missing underwear 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) Top 10 gifts you don't want to get for the holidays: 10. Paternity suit 9. Syphilis 8. The same fruitcake I passed out last year returned to me. 7. Swine flu (aka H1N1) 6. UPS package filled with pot, delivered by federal agents dressed in Santa Claus suits. 5. Gift cards to: Victoria's Secret, Chico's, or Ann Taylor. 4. "Secrets to a Successful Marriage" by Tiger Woods 3. The Sammy-Mobile driving up my street hauling Sammy's er....gear. 2. Uncle Joe's missing underwear 1. An illegitimate child Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited December 17, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8.Peace of mind 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8.Peace of mind 7.Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited December 17, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. A "Mr. Microphone" and "Clapper" combo w/a Chia-Pet on the side. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. A "Mr. Microphone" and "Clapper" combo w/a Chia-Pet on the side. 4. Hopped up on the crazy weed. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. A "Mr. Microphone" and "Clapper" combo w/a Chia-Pet on the side. 4. Hopped up on the crazy weed. 3. A puppy. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. A "Mr. Microphone" and "Clapper" combo w/a Chia-Pet on the side. 4. Hopped up on the crazy weed. 3. A puppy. 2. A Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass and a stock and this thing which tells time. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Top 10 things you DO want to get for the holidays: 10. Betrunken 9. Re Re Re Re Respect. 8. Peace of mind 7. Some time just to relax, to enjoy family and friends. 6. Purple snow flakes. (Marvin Gaye) 5. A "Mr. Microphone" and "Clapper" combo w/a Chia-Pet on the side. 4. Hopped up on the crazy weed. 3. A puppy. 2. A Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass and a stock and this thing which tells time. 1. A new topic on this game to start us off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Top 10 New Years Resolutions 10 To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9 8 7 6 5 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 (edited) Top 10 New Years Resolutions 10 To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9 To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8 7 6 5 5 4 3 2 1 Edited January 1, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. To not think too much 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. To not think too much 4. To get a car that works. Unlike last year. Or the year before. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. To not think too much 4. To get a car that works. Unlike last year. Or the year before. 3. To actually finish things I've sta 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. To not think too much 4. To get a car that works. Unlike last year. Or the year before. 3. To actually finish things I've sta 2. To stop repeating things. To stop repeating things. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Top 10 New Year's Resolutions 10. To quit drinking, over-eating, having one night stands, and most importantly to quit being a liar about my new years resolutions. 9. To refrain from ROTFLMAO at New Year's Resolutions. 8. To stop procrastinating 7. To be more compassionate to my fellow man. 6. To stop giving up my New Years Resolutions for Lent. 5. To not think too much 4. To get a car that works. Unlike last year. Or the year before. 3. To actually finish things I've sta 2. To stop repeating things. To stop repeating things. 1. To finally track down the sunnuvabitch that stole my hubcaps! ================================================== Top Ten Things Chad Ochocinco Will Change His Name To This Year 10. Goose-Egg 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Top Ten Things Chad Ochocinco Will Change His Name To This Year 10. Goose-Egg 9. Hedley Lamar 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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