MindCrime Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Top Ten Super Bowl Commercials That Should Have Been 10. Letterman and Leno fighting with swords and shields, and the one left standing gets to date Oprah. 9. Tim Tebow tackling his mother and she hits her head and goes into involuntary spasms and seizures, and Timmy stands there in horror shaking his hands and crying like he did the first time he found out Santa wasn't real. 8. Betty White sacking an 85-year-old Brett Favre, slamming him into the turf and trash-talking him by taunting "you play like Abe Vigoda". 7. Mike Rowe, doing his best "Bear Grylls," delivering a Ford F-150 pickup to Pitcairn island...without a boat. 6. The little E-Trade babies doing a commercial for Wild Turkey. 5. The Budweiser Clydesdales singing "I Wear No Pants". 4. "Tiger Woods Golf 2010: Pick your own course, your own clubs, your own caddy, even your own money-grubbing harlot! From EA Sports - It's in the game!" 3. The Doritos dog with the "no bark collar" going around town and using it for anything else, from robbing bones at the grave to mating with bitches at the kennel. 2. The Manning Brothers playing full-contact football versus the Olsen Twins 1. Mr. Burns goes broke, then offered a Coke which gives him super strength powers and makes him all evil and rich again and regains power over Springfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. Tiger Woods will probably not be scoring birdies so frequently. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. Tiger Woods will probably not be scoring birdies so frequently. 4. John Daly will lose 100 pounds, that's how much he will spend on beer at the British Open. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. Tiger Woods will probably not be scoring birdies so frequently. 4. John Daly will lose 100 pounds, that's how much he will spend on beer at the British Open. 3. Denver will either start 6-0 OR not make the playoffs, not both. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. Tiger Woods will probably not be scoring birdies so frequently. 4. John Daly will lose 100 pounds, that's how much he will spend on beer at the British Open. 3. Denver will either start 6-0 OR not make the playoffs, not both. 2. This is the last year in San Diego for the Chargers before they move to Los Angeles in 2011 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 This is the last year in San Diego for the Chargers before they move to Los Angeles in 2011 I've heard this rumor but also about the 49ers or Raiders, or even the Seahawks or Jaguars in Jacksonville, FL moving there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 The Chargers have lesser penalty's (in the city's lease agreement for the stadium) each succeeding year for moving from San Diego, that next year it becomes economically viable. San Diego deserves a better NFL ownership family than the Spanos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Top 10 things to expect in sports for 2010. 10. Brett Favre will start doing commercials for Metamucil and Viagra. 9. It's LeBron's year in the NBA. 8. One of two teams will be victorious (along with advertising campaigns) 7. Shaun White will be smoking on the halfpipe and flying high . 6. The Winter Olympics will be a sports watershed for Canada. 5. Tiger Woods will probably not be scoring birdies so frequently. 4. John Daly will lose 100 pounds, that's how much he will spend on beer at the British Open. 3. Denver will either start 6-0 OR not make the playoffs, not both. 2. This is the last year in San Diego for the Chargers before they move to Los Angeles in 2011 1. The World Cup will rivet the attention of sports fans around the world ... except in the USA. ____________________________ Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. Those three eyed fish swimming in the Persian Gulf. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. Those three eyed fish swimming in the Persian Gulf. 4. The sudden purchase ( or loan ) of Stealth B-2 bombers by Isreal . 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. Those three eyed fish swimming in the Persian Gulf. 4. The sudden purchase ( or loan ) of Stealth B-2 bombers by Isreal . 3. Printing on freshly painted signs drying outside a Tehran sign shop, "Caution - Nuclear Bomb" 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. Those three eyed fish swimming in the Persian Gulf. 4. The sudden purchase ( or loan ) of Stealth B-2 bombers by Israel . 3. Printing on freshly painted signs drying outside a Tehran sign shop, "Caution - Nuclear Bomb" 2. Kept their biathlon team out of the Winter Olympics so they could devote extra practice time to ICBM target practice. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Top Ten Signs That Iran Is Nearly Gone Nuclear 10. After all his site visits, that glow on Ahmadinejad's face; in the dark! 9. Iodine and Lead supplies sold out in Teheran. 8. The sewers are filled with green and orange goop, instead of the usual fudge sludge. 7. Tweets between Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il 6. You don't have time to ask the person beside you, "What was that flash?" because all would've been vaporized milliseconds before the thought could've possibly entered your minds! 5. Those three eyed fish swimming in the Persian Gulf. 4. The sudden purchase ( or loan ) of Stealth B-2 bombers by Israel . 3. Printing on freshly painted signs drying outside a Tehran sign shop, "Caution - Nuclear Bomb" 2. Kept their biathlon team out of the Winter Olympics so they could devote extra practice time to ICBM target practice. 1.Even more copies of '300' burned in the streets of Tehran rather those elsewhere . ------------ Top 10 Reason NOT to celebrate St.Patrick's Day this year : 10. To finally get through a year without yet another D.U.I. and all the bother the wife will likely give you - if you haven't already beaten her into shape already . 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Top 10 Reason NOT to celebrate St.Patrick's Day this year : 10. To finally get through a year without yet another D.U.I. and all the bother the wife will likely give you - if you haven't already beaten her into shape already . 9. Holiday rescinded by the government after historical records reveal that Pat was actually "soft" on taxation! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Top 10 Reason NOT to celebrate St.Patrick's Day this year : 10. To finally get through a year without yet another D.U.I. and all the bother the wife will likely give you - if you haven't already beaten her into shape already . 9. Holiday rescinded by the government after historical records reveal that Pat was actually "soft" on taxation! 8. Tea Partiers decry the "greening" of America. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Top 10 Reason NOT to celebrate St.Patrick's Day this year : 10. To finally get through a year without yet another D.U.I. and all the bother the wife will likely give you - if you haven't already beaten her into shape already . 9. Holiday rescinded by the government after historical records reveal that Pat was actually "soft" on taxation! 8. Tea Partiers decry the "greening" of America. 7. The snakes are back in Ireland. I just sent over a truckload. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now