Uncle Joe Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top Ten Excuses Made By The Elderly 10. I forgot to take my meds this morning. 9. I've fallen and I can't get up. 8. That's how we did it when I was younger. [My dad is not elderly, but damn if he doesn't use this one a lot.] 7. My hearing is just fine, it's just that people mumble when they talk now a days. 6. What do you mean the speed limit has gone up? 5. I took too much LSD in the '60s. 4. That's what 60 years and having babies will do to a bladder. 3. I'm too old for this. 2. Take me home. Your house is too damned cold. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top Ten Excuses Made By The Elderly 10. I forgot to take my meds this morning. 9. I've fallen and I can't get up. 8. That's how we did it when I was younger. [My dad is not elderly, but damn if he doesn't use this one a lot.] 7. My hearing is just fine, it's just that people mumble when they talk now a days. 6. What do you mean the speed limit has gone up? 5. I took too much LSD in the '60s. 4. That's what 60 years and having babies will do to a bladder. 3. I'm too old for this. 2. Take me home. Your house is too damned cold. 1. my back hurts could you do my housework? top ten things to do before you die 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top Ten Excuses Made By The Elderly 10. I forgot to take my meds this morning. 9. I've fallen and I can't get up. 8. That's how we did it when I was younger. [My dad is not elderly, but damn if he doesn't use this one a lot.] 7. My hearing is just fine, it's just that people mumble when they talk now a days. 6. What do you mean the speed limit has gone up? 5. I took too much LSD in the '60s. 4. That's what 60 years and having babies will do to a bladder. 3. I'm too old for this. 2. Take me home. Your house is too damned cold. 1. The ad said they were Super Absorbent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Sorry bazooka, Lissy got there first. top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I can handle a double-dose Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move to NYC. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited September 9, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Accept your apology. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week . 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Education can't be confiscated at the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week 4. 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. Imam of Sudan Pants for Women 4. 3. 2. 1. Education can't be confiscated at the border. Edited September 9, 2009 by Guest What, me worry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Do you pay ANY attention to what others post ? ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week 4. Carmen Electra 3. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. Imam of Sudan Pants for Women 4. The Pee Wee Herman Theatre 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week 4. Carmen Electra 3. Lay me down to sleep. 2. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. Imam of Sudan Pants for Women 4. The Pee Wee Herman Theatre 3. The Chris Brown Women's Shelter 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week 4. Carmen Electra 3. Lay me down to sleep. 2. Read the Classics. 1. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. Imam of Sudan Pants for Women 4. The Pee Wee Herman Theatre 3. The Chris Brown Women's Shelter 2.Tia Tequila Choker collection. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 [smallest]I think I'll skip this game for now [/smallest] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Chicken ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I don't see you adding the last answer(s) mr. smarty pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Ladies first ... I know you were raised in a barn ( like baby Jesus ) , but the rest of us have SOME manners ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 ^double dork^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Top ten things to do before you die 10. Meet David Gilmour. 9. Scream at the top of my lungs 8. Move To NYC 7. Apologize to everyone I've ticked off in my life. 6. Visit Machu Picchu 5. Wear a Spiderman costume around town for a week 4. Carmen Electra 3. Lay me down to sleep. 2. Read the Classics. 1. Visit Kevin in Japan. Top Ten Unsuccessful Celebrity Franchises. 10. David Hasselhoff's 'On Deck' Burgers (ground daily). 9. James Garner's ad-campaign for beef, until he had a meat-caused heart attack (true story) 8. Sid Viscious Work Out Tape. 7. Don Rickles' "Kind Words" message service. 6. Muhammed Ali's Brain Teasers 5. Imam of Sudan Pants for Women 4. The Pee Wee Herman Theatre 3. The Chris Brown Women's Shelter 2. Tia Tequila Choker collection. 1. McDonald's of Malaysia Curry stands. Top Ten Reasons to go back to the Moon 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Top Ten Reasons to go back to the Moon 10. To pick-up that flag, which must be worth millions by now. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Top Ten Reasons to go back to the Moon 10. To pick-up that flag, which must be worth millions by now. 9. To restore normal weather conditions on our planet. "Aint bin right since they went to the moon". 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) Top Ten Reasons to go back to the Moon 10. To pick-up that flag, which must be worth millions by now. 9. To restore normal weather conditions on our planet. "Aint bin right since they went to the moon". 8. It's the one place where there isn't a Starbucks.....yet 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited September 10, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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