Kevin Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 I don't recall saying anything to you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 ....God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ahh , don't worry Shawna , just a demi -god now - cut backs after the financial crisis , you see ... we all ( except the rich ,of course ) have to do with less ... Damn that Greenspan ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Top 10 things that convince you that you are one of ' the chosen ones' . 10. Smoke like a chimney and still no sign of lung damage . 9. Eating alphabet soup and receiving messages that stroke your ego. 8. Flipping a convertible on the Japanese equivilent of the Autobahn (3 rolls) , and walking away without a scratch ... mind you losing the car sucked ...oh , and thank you ,Fiat , for the tough roll bar and top . 7. The halo. 6. Women constantly hit on you. 5. When the last girl I met picked my name out of a hat at a bingo game 4. The ocean mysteriously parts for you when you go swimming. 3. Because God talks to me, and he told me so. 2. You have a voodoo doll that controls Kevin. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 (edited) Top 10 things that convince you that you are one of ' the chosen ones' . 10. Smoke like a chimney and still no sign of lung damage . 9. Eating alphabet soup and receiving messages that stroke your ego. 8. Flipping a convertible on the Japanese equivilent of the Autobahn (3 rolls) , and walking away without a scratch ... mind you losing the car sucked ...oh , and thank you ,Fiat , for the tough roll bar and top . 7. The halo. 6. Women constantly hit on you. 5. When the last girl I met picked my name out of a hat at a bingo game 4. The ocean mysteriously parts for you when you go swimming. 3. Because God talks to me, and he told me so. 2. You have a voodoo doll that controls Kevin. 1. You know the exact second/minute/hour/year/century that the world will end. ("Jesus" sent you a "tweet" about a mandatory meeting!) Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited September 14, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 That was more than a few years ago Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Don't shoot your teacher or classmates . ( I thought that was a given ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I know, but it happened over a decade ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. The Red Sox first World Series victory in 86 years...and then a second one three years later! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. The Red Sox first World Series victory in 86 years...and then a second one three years later! 4. In a final burst of greed , Baby Boomers succeed in creating a world financial crisis , damage their retirement funds and other's chances at decent jobs and home ownership , and further their claim as the ' Worst Generation ' ironically following the greatest one and who are very ashamed of them. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. The Red Sox first World Series victory in 86 years...and then a second one three years later! 4. In a final burst of greed , Baby Boomers succeed in creating a world financial crisis , damage their retirement funds and other's chances at decent jobs and home ownership , and further their claim as the ' Worst Generation ' ironically following the greatest one and who are very ashamed of them. 3. Harrr ! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 .. Baby Boomers succeed in creating a world financial crisis .. and further their claim as the ' Worst Generation ' ironically following the greatest one and who are very ashamed of them. They were always ashamed of us boomers. That's why we rebeled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. The Red Sox first World Series victory in 86 years...and then a second one three years later! 4. In a final burst of greed , Baby Boomers succeed in creating a world financial crisis , damage their retirement funds and other's chances at decent jobs and home ownership , and further their claim as the ' Worst Generation ' ironically following the greatest one and who are very ashamed of them. 3. Harrr ! 2. Continue to ride the gold stocks upward. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 events of the past few years that you've witnessed, been a part of or caused! 10. I plead the fifth. 9. A complete shakeup of the Japanese political system . A Canadian friend of mine is now a city councillor , as well . 8. Britney Spears' second pregnancy 7. Barack Obama's inauguration. 6. Columbine : We all used to TALK about shooting teachers or what have you , but we didn't realize the next generation was just retarded . 5. The Red Sox first World Series victory in 86 years...and then a second one three years later! 4. In a final burst of greed , Baby Boomers succeed in creating a world financial crisis , damage their retirement funds and other's chances at decent jobs and home ownership , and further their claim as the ' Worst Generation ' ironically following the greatest one and who are very ashamed of them. 3. Harrr ! 2. Continue to ride the gold stocks upward. 1. 9/11....I watched it on TV Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8.i always get really sunburnt even when i use sunblock 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8.i always get really sunburnt even when i use sunblock 7. You still have to wear something. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8.i always get really sunburnt even when i use sunblock 7. You still have to wear something. 6. One word: children. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8.i always get really sunburnt even when i use sunblock 7. You still have to wear something. 6. One word: children. 5. Ninja dentists ?! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Top 10 reasons you hate going to the beach 10. Overweight women in bikinis 9. Overweight men in bikinis 8.i always get really sunburnt even when i use sunblock 7. You still have to wear something. 6. One word: children. 5. Ninja dentists ?! 4. Seeing some thonged guy's toilet paper stuck in his butt crack. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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