miamisammy29 Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts ( ....Scrapple.... ) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I DON'T LIKE SCRAPPLE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. The 10 Secret Signs From Your Barber 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. The 10 Secret Signs From Your Barber 4. The (successful) Guy Fawkes' Gunpowder Plot reenacted by Adam of Whitney-on-Savage and James, the Earl of Hyneman. 3. 2. 1. Edited October 13, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. The 10 Secret Signs From Your Barber 4. The (successful) Guy Fawkes' Gunpowder Plot reenacted by Adam of Whitney-on-Savage and James, the Earl of Hyneman. 3. The Upper Case TWIT Of The Year. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. The 10 Secret Signs From Your Barber 4. The (successful) Guy Fawkes' Gunpowder Plot reenacted by Adam of Whitney-on-Savage and James, the Earl of Hyneman. 3. The Upper Case TWIT Of The Year. 2. "Super Hero/Heroine Silly Walks." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 On a related note: Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. How To Protect Yourself Against An Assailant Hurling Lawn Darts 7. His Royal Majesty The Queen 6. The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin as Performed by the Yeovil Town Midfielders under the Direction of King Mongkut of Siam 5. The 10 Secret Signs From Your Barber 4. The (successful) Guy Fawkes' Gunpowder Plot reenacted by Adam of Whitney-on-Savage and James, the Earl of Hyneman. 3. The Upper Case TWIT Of The Year. 2. "Super Hero/Heroine Silly Walks." 1. The Vagina Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. You remember that the poem starts "30 days has October..." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. You remember that the poem starts "30 days has October..." 4. Your idea of a great costume consists of dressing in all black and putting devil horns on your head. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. You remember that the poem starts "30 days has October..." 4. Your idea of a great costume consists of dressing in all black and putting devil horns on your head. 3. You remember watching Babe Ruth play in the World Series ... for the Red Sox. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. You remember that the poem starts "30 days has October..." 4. Your idea of a great costume consists of dressing in all black and putting devil horns on your head. 3. You remember watching Babe Ruth play in the World Series ... for the Red Sox. 2. You have a genuine John Wayne Gacy clown outfit that you've been itching to wear. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are too old to celebrate Halloween 10. The only thing you have to hand out to the little trick-or-treaters is cough-drops. 9. You can drive, vote or own a handgun. 8. Your face has more wrinkles than Frankenstein's. 7. Someone tells you you're too old. 6. You just don't "get" why all these strange children keep ringing your doorbell. 5. You remember that the poem starts "30 days has October..." 4. Your idea of a great costume consists of dressing in all black and putting devil horns on your head. 3. You remember watching Babe Ruth play in the World Series ... for the Red Sox. 2. You have a genuine John Wayne Gacy clown outfit that you've been itching to wear. 1. The kids marvel at your frightening ghoulish mask...but you're not wearing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Top Ten Signs That It's World Series Time 10-The frost is on the pumpkin. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Top Ten Signs That It's World Series Time 10-The frost is on the pumpkin. 9-Baseball is being played in The Bronx. 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Top Ten Signs That It's World Series Time 10-The frost is on the pumpkin. 9-Baseball is being played in The Bronx. 8-Your favorite shows get preempted for the important games. 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Top Ten Signs That It's World Series Time 10-The frost is on the pumpkin. 9-Baseball is being played in The Bronx. 8-Your favorite shows get preempted for the important games. 7- Forget about your favorite announcers. It's Joe Buck and Tim McCarver...like it or not. 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Forget about your favorite announcers. It's Joe Buck and Tim McCarver...like it or not. I agree, Joe Buck doesn't know what he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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