bluesboy Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Top Ten "Bright Sides" To Poverty 10. Tremendous amount of burglary and theft risk reduction 9. No income = no income tax. 8. Moving is a breeze. 7. Free Health Care. 6. No TV/internet addiction. 5. You'll see more friends and neighbors at your local Walmart. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Top Ten "Bright Sides" To Poverty 10. Tremendous amount of burglary and theft risk reduction 9. No income = no income tax. 8. Moving is a breeze. 7. Free Health Care. 6. No TV/internet addiction. 5. You'll see more friends and neighbors at your local Walmart. 4. Food stamps! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Top Ten "Bright Sides" To Poverty 10. Tremendous amount of burglary and theft risk reduction 9. No income = no income tax. 8. Moving is a breeze. 7. Free Health Care. 6. No TV/internet addiction. 5. You'll see more friends and neighbors at your local Walmart. 4. Food stamps! 3. Campfires and sing-a-longs everynight! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Top Ten "Bright Sides" To Poverty 10. Tremendous amount of burglary and theft risk reduction 9. No income = no income tax. 8. Moving is a breeze. 7. Free Health Care. 6. No TV/internet addiction. 5. You'll see more friends and neighbors at your local Walmart. 4. Food stamps! 3. Campfires and sing-a-longs everynight! 2. No laundry day. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Top Ten "Bright Sides" To Poverty 10. Tremendous amount of burglary and theft risk reduction 9. No income = no income tax. 8. Moving is a breeze. 7. Free Health Care. 6. No TV/internet addiction. 5. You'll see more friends and neighbors at your local Walmart. 4. Food stamps! 3. Campfires and sing-a-longs everynight! 2. No laundry day. 1. you don't have to worry about people stealing your money top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. A combination of crystal meth and happy pills dissolved in a Blatz 40-ouncer. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. A combination of crystal meth and happy pills dissolved in a Blatz 40-ouncer. 4. The weekend. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. A combination of crystal meth and happy pills dissolved in a Blatz 40-ouncer. 4. The weekend. 3. Finding money in a coat pocket in the back of your closet. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. A combination of crystal meth and happy pills dissolved in a Blatz 40-ouncer. 4. The weekend. 3. Finding money in a coat pocket in the back of your closet. 2. Looking at myself in a mirror 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 top ten things that instantly cheer you up 10. the pure laughter of a 6 month old baby 9. Seeing a naked... person outside, for whatever reason. (I don't feel so bad about myself anymore) 8. Sunshine and blue skies 7. Getting a large box stuffed to overflowing with $100 bills. 6. Hearing a song I love on the radio. 5. A combination of crystal meth and happy pills dissolved in a Blatz 40-ouncer. 4. The weekend. 3. Finding money in a coat pocket in the back of your closet. 2. Looking at myself in a mirror 1. TWO WORDS: DOGGIE STYLE! ================================================= Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. The threat of publishing the Courtney Love/Letterman after-the-show pictures. "She made me." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. The threat of publishing the Courtney Love/Letterman after-the-show pictures. "She made me." 4. Threaten to tell the world that Dave steals all his BEST Top Ten Lists from Songfacts. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berjo1429030949 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. The threat of publishing the Courtney Love/Letterman after-the-show pictures. "She made me." 4. Threaten to tell the world that Dave steals all his BEST Top Ten Lists from Songfacts. 3. Threaten to expose that he uses Jay Leno's comedic writers for his funniest moments 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. The threat of publishing the Courtney Love/Letterman after-the-show pictures. "She made me." 4. Threaten to tell the world that Dave steals all his BEST Top Ten Lists from Songfacts. 3. Threaten to expose that he uses Jay Leno's comedic writers for his funniest moments 2. Out him as a closet Republican 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Top Ten Even Better Ways To Extort David Letterman 10. Incriminating photos of Dave having a "late supper" with Conan O'Brien. 9. Demand 20% from the Alfred Newman photos 8. Threaten to release Craig Ferguson's audition tape! 7. Superimpose Dave in the foreground, passing the bong to Michael Phelps. 6. Take a time-out with Regina! (he'd be getting strange) 5. The threat of publishing the Courtney Love/Letterman after-the-show pictures. "She made me." 4. Threaten to tell the world that Dave steals all his BEST Top Ten Lists from Songfacts. 3. Threaten to expose that he uses Jay Leno's comedic writers for his funniest moments 2. Out him as a closet Republican 1. Tell him that if he doesn't pay up, we'll have "no problem getting Mujibur and Sirajul to spill their guts". ================================================== Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Top Ten Skits That Didn't Quite Make It Onto "Monty Python's Flying Circus" 10. "Mr. Gumby Visits The Sperm Bank" 9. SCRAPPLE 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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