bluesboy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. You go to work on a Saturday morning... then you find the office is closed so you remember 4. You buy the Barry Manilow Favorite Hits CD. 3. You start believing the bigger the bureaucracy, the better. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. You go to work on a Saturday morning... then you find the office is closed so you remember 4. You buy the Barry Manilow Favorite Hits CD. 3. You start believing the bigger the bureaucracy, the better. 2. You go to a mental institution and take the other patients fishing on a boat. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. You go to work on a Saturday morning... then you find the office is closed so you remember 4. You buy the Barry Manilow Favorite Hits CD. 3. You start believing the bigger the bureaucracy, the better. 2. You go to a mental institution and take the other patients fishing on a boat. 1. Your kid keeps "putting people/things in the cornfield" if they displease him. Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. You were the Governor of New York (unless your present job involves soliciting high-price call girls) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. You were the Governor of New York (unless your present job involves soliciting high-price call girls) 4. You're Britney Spears' handler. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. You were the Governor of New York (unless your present job involves soliciting high-price call girls). 4. You're Britney Spears' handler. 3. You were MJ's personal physician. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. You were the Governor of New York (unless your present job involves soliciting high-price call girls). 4. You're Britney Spears' handler. 3. You were MJ's personal physician. 2. You're the Governor of South Carolina and your "girlfriend" lives in Argentina. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top 10 signs that you're incompetent to do your present job. 10. You are/were Governor of Alaska. 9. You were the Governor of Texas. 8. You don't believe you could possibly ever be incompetent. 7. You work as a cutter in a sheet-metal plant and are missing all but 2 fingers. 6. Your resume lists your management experiences at Pets.Com , Enron , Lehmann Brothers , GM, etc. 5. You were the Governor of New York (unless your present job involves soliciting high-price call girls). 4. You're Britney Spears' handler. 3. You were MJ's personal physician. 2. You're the Governor of South Carolina and your "girlfriend" lives in Argentina. 1. You're posting on Songfacts the entire eight hours you're supposed to be working. ================================================= Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. #6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. Kevin (see pic below) 4. 3. 2. 1. #5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. Kevin (see pic below) 4. Larry King 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. Kevin (see pic below) 4. Larry King 3. William Shatner 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. Kevin (see pic below) 4. Larry King 3. William Shatner 2. Any celebrity Scientologist. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Be sure to PT me your address , Sammy , so I can send some of the crew over to probe you ! Top Ten People You Think May Be Aliens From Another Planet 10. John Goodman 9. Richard Simmons 8. Vince the Sham-Wow Guy 7. Victoria Beckham 6. James Carville (see pic below) 5. Kevin (see pic below) 4. Larry King 3. William Shatner 2. Any celebrity Scientologist. 1. Dr. Phil ------------ Top 10 People Who Definitely Sold Their Souls to the Devil For Fame and/or Position: 10. Octomom 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Top 10 People Who Definitely Sold Their Souls to the Devil For Fame and/or Position: 10. Octomom 9. Jon & Kate (+/- 8) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Top 10 People Who Definitely Sold Their Souls to the Devil For Fame and/or Position: 10. Octomom 9. Jon & Kate (+/- 8) 8. Joe Hardy 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Top 10 People Who Definitely Sold Their Souls to the Devil For Fame and/or Position: 10. Octomom 9. Jon & Kate (+/- 8) 8. Joe Hardy 7. Kevin Federline 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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