Shawna Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. Top Ten Lists 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. Top Ten Lists 4. You often clip out and mount on cardboard amusingly structured articles from the newspaper. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. Top Ten Lists 4. You often clip out and mount on cardboard amusingly structured articles from the newspaper. 3. You have a really big chin or a huge gap in between your teeth. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. Top Ten Lists 4. You often clip out and mount on cardboard amusingly structured articles from the newspaper. 3. You have a really big chin or a huge gap in between your teeth. 2. You're not funny. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 signs that you may be a Late Night talk show host. 10. You have failed miserably in all other realms of the entertainment industry. 9. You're good at small talk. 8. You have a fascination with uninteresting celebrities and mediocre musical groups. 7. You have political laundry to air. 6. You like to stay up late. And talk. 5. Top Ten Lists 4. You often clip out and mount on cardboard amusingly structured articles from the newspaper. 3. You have a really big chin or a huge gap in between your teeth. 2. You're not funny. 1. Your sidekick plays an instrument and adds something to everything you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7 "Something suddenly came up." 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7 "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10 I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9 Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7 "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5 When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 5 When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10. I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9. Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7. "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 4. I'm being Deployed! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10. I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9. Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7. "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 4. I'm being Deployed! 3. I've nothing to wear. No, really. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10. I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9. Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7. "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 4. I'm being Deployed! 3. I've nothing to wear. No, really. 2. "My Swine Flu's been acting up again." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Top 10 excuses to get out of going somewhere you're supposed to (with spouse, work, etc) 10. I can't go today. I'm still drunk from last night. 9. Not enough pocket change to make Parole! 8. "I'm sorry, I need to organize my closet ROY G. BIV style." 7. "Something suddenly came up." 6. I just remembered I promised my mom I'd wash my hair tonight. Sorry. 5. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 4. I'm being Deployed! 3. I've nothing to wear. No, really. 2. "My Swine Flu's been acting up again." 1. I'm going to be stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. You go to work on a Saturday morning... then you find the office is closed so you remember 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 10. You use super glue as a hair styling product. 9. All of your best friends are corn husk dolls. 8. It all makes sense 7. You talk to Mr. Peanut. And he talks back. 6. You find yourself arguing with several people all the time...but the mirror shows you're quite alone. 5. You go to work on a Saturday morning... then you find the office is closed so you remember 4. You buy the Barry Manilow Favorite Hits CD. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Top 10 signs that you are going nuts 4. You buy the Barry Manilow Favorite Hits CD. Hey! Don't be dissing the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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