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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies.

4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies.

4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get.

3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies.

4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get.

3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks.

2. No matter what the topic, they're still funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies.

4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get.

3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks.

2. No matter what the topic, they're still funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done.

1. Because you didn't like the last one.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV.

4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in....

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV.

4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in....

3. My dog ate my keys.

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV.

4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in....

3. My dog ate my keys.

2. Because it's Tuesday, man!

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Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work.

10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms.

9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms.

8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk.

7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV.

6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV.

5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV.

4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in....

3. My dog ate my keys.

2. Because it's Tuesday, man!

1. Sorry boss, I'm dead!

Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women?

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Side-step, Mr. M. Crime,

The original Capt. of the USS Enterprise (not Kirk) didn't make love to that green girl though he wanted to.

I believe what comedian Eddie Murphy said:

"If a woman is green, then there's got to be something wrong with her p.s.y."

Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women?

4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women?

4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably.

3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women?

4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably.

3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie.

2. So that you can finally show off your ability to do the "Live Long and Prosper" sign and those sweet Vulcan ears.

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Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!)

10. What's "Fan Boys"?

9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were.

8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me.

7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com

6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it.

5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women?

4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably.

3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie.

2. So that you can finally show off your ability to do the "Live Long and Prosper" sign and those sweet Vulcan ears.

1. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a movie critic! :beatnik:

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