MindCrime Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies. 4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies. 4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get. 3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies. 4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get. 3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks. 2. No matter what the topic, they're still funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. Because it's a good opening to get some funny replies. 4. I need friends....and you guys are as close as I'll ever get. 3. Couldn't find the link to stupid pet tricks. 2. No matter what the topic, they're still funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done. 1. Because you didn't like the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV. 4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in.... 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV. 4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in.... 3. My dog ate my keys. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV. 4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in.... 3. My dog ate my keys. 2. Because it's Tuesday, man! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Top 10 excuses to call-in sick from work. 10. A skunk came in my house and sprayed all of my uniforms. 9. My husband came home drunk and peed all over my uniforms. 8. I came home drunk and peed all over my skunk. 7. A very drunk skunk broke into my house and peed on my head and then stole my TV. 6. My ex-husband got a skunk drunk, then went home and peed on your TV. 5. Somebody's ex-husband ate a drunk skunk, then came to my home and puked it up on my TV. 4. I think I might have Swine Flu, but if you really need me to come in.... 3. My dog ate my keys. 2. Because it's Tuesday, man! 1. Sorry boss, I'm dead! Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Side-step, Mr. M. Crime, The original Capt. of the USS Enterprise (not Kirk) didn't make love to that green girl though he wanted to. I believe what comedian Eddie Murphy said: "If a woman is green, then there's got to be something wrong with her p.s.y." Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women? 4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women? 4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably. 3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women? 4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably. 3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie. 2. So that you can finally show off your ability to do the "Live Long and Prosper" sign and those sweet Vulcan ears. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Top Ten reasons to see "Star Trek" instead of "Fan Boys" (According to a movie reviewer it's "Crips vs. Bloods" time!) 10. What's "Fan Boys"? 9. Because most have heard of Star Trek . . . "FanBoys" reminds me of gay (happy) peacocks or peahens, as it were. 8. Because "Fan Boys" is playing nowhere near me. 7. Star Trek has a better rating on IMDB.com 6. Because Deep Roy makes a cameo in it. 5. Where else do you get to see some dude making love to green women? 4. To see an aged Leonard Nimoy sing another rendition of "Proud Mary" whilst W. Shatner regurgitates uncontrollably. 3. The crowds have finally gone on to the next "Terminator" movie. 2. So that you can finally show off your ability to do the "Live Long and Prosper" sign and those sweet Vulcan ears. 1. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor not a movie critic! Top 10 2009 Celebrities who are poor role models 10. Mel Gibson "plus #8" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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