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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

5. Pay with Confederate money.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

5. Pay with Confederate money.

4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

5. Pay with Confederate money.

4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired.

3. Pay your entire bill with pennies.

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

5. Pay with Confederate money.

4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired.

3. Pay your entire bill with pennies.

2. Keep changing your order at a fast food restaurant, especially in the drive thru

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Top 10 ways to annoy businesses.

10. If a money loan telemarketer calls you, tell them that you just filed for bankruptcy and could really use the money.

9. Ask for a Filet O'Fish at Burger King.

8. Pay for your purchase entirely in small coins making sure to lose count at some point and still end up not having enough.

7. Go to Burger King drive thru and ask for a Big Mac.

6. Make a big deal about buying something expensive, then complain that you can get a better deal at: the discount store/military base exchange/Internet.

5. Pay with Confederate money.

4. Stand outside and boycott them if you have been illegally fired.

3. Pay your entire bill with pennies.

2. Keep changing your order at a fast food restaurant, especially in the drive thru

1. Try to use past-date coupons and pretend you're senile. (An Elder scam from "The Golden Girls.")

Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

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In my world to "moon" someone is to pull down your drawers and show them your butt cheeks. Is that what you're referring to? :confused:

In my world, "moon" is a heavenly body:

Each is correct!

BTW, there're two definitions (or more) for any given word.

Nice when a word like MOON comes along.

SO many possibilities!

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The word "Moon" is in parentheses to approximate the look of surprise/shock/disgust a very inappropriate performance of a song would bring. Imagine Cheech & Chong doing "Puff The Magic Dragon" while enthusiatically huffing on bongs in stereo!

Hmm, what about "The Star-Spangled Banner" played (very badly) on a leaky bagpipe? I wonder if any Digeridoo artist has ever tried "Every Breath You Take"? No? Then substitute "torture" for "moon," and bury these talent-free proceedings.

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you.

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you.

4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you.

4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges

3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you.

4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges

3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent

2. Do a metal show and throw jars of feces and vomit into the audience.

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Top 10 ways to frustrate/"Moon" judges on "American Idol"-type contests.

10. Sing "Straight Up" (or one of Paula's other songs) and do the worst impression possible.

9. Say to Randy Jackson, "Pfft, big deal!...Who didn't play bass for Journey?!"

8. After being accepted for the next stage say "this show / format is the worst thing that ever happened to music - bye"

7. Take the stage with an electric guitar, a bottle of Yukon Jack, and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth.

6. Tell Simon he's a pompous ass and flee

5. Question Ryan Seacrest about his sexuality when he tells the viewers at home what number to dial to vote for you.

4. When you get eliminated spit on the judges

3. Mock Simon by repeating everything he says in your own pawthetic British oxcent

2. Do a metal show and throw jars of feces and vomit into the audience.

1. Tell Randy Jackson you loved him when he was in the Jackson Five

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