MuzikTyme Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 Isl'right ! I agree! Wow, my last post was deleted. I'll never guess who did it! And, I'll never know what 2+2 equals.
MindCrime Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Kevin Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago . 7. 8. 9. 10.
Kevin Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 I agree! Wow, my last post was deleted. I'll never guess who did it! And, I'll never know what 2+2 equals. It's that Bertrand -I thought he was up to no good last year even . I'd send him a PT giving him a piece of my mind if I were you ...
MuzikTyme Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago . 7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in. 8. 9. 10.
miamisammy29 Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Posted May 14, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago . 7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in. 8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes. 9. 10.
MuzikTyme Posted May 14, 2009 Report Posted May 14, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago . 7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in. 8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes. 9. You turn down the volume when it's not even up 10.
MindCrime Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . . 1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room . 2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it . 3. You just registered as a Republican. 4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth 5. You pop viagra when you are alone. 6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago . 7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in. 8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes. 9. You turn down the volume when it's not even up 10. You reply to one of Kevin's private messages, just kiddding
MuzikTyme Posted May 16, 2009 Report Posted May 16, 2009 Mr. Crime is unavailable at the moment but I can rest assured that he wouldn't mind or think it a crime if you started a new list.
MindCrime Posted May 16, 2009 Report Posted May 16, 2009 Thank you Muzik, I guess I forgot or ran out of ideas. Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MuzikTyme Posted May 16, 2009 Report Posted May 16, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted May 16, 2009 Report Posted May 16, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. I can so picture this scenario!
_Laurie_ Posted May 17, 2009 Report Posted May 17, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted May 17, 2009 Report Posted May 17, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted May 17, 2009 Report Posted May 17, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box. 5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy) 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted May 17, 2009 Report Posted May 17, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box. 5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy) 4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!) 3. 2. 1.
_Laurie_ Posted May 17, 2009 Report Posted May 17, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box. 5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy) 4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!) 3. Father-in-Law is waiting for the Sunday morning newspaper, and it's Saturday...(Also a true story) 2. 1.
Shawna Posted May 18, 2009 Report Posted May 18, 2009 Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded. 10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay. 9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor. 8. You put the milk in the cupboard. 7. 6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box. 5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy) 4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!) 3. Father-in-Law is waiting for the Sunday morning newspaper, and it's Saturday...(Also a true story) 2. You dial the phone and while it's ringing you forget who you called. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted May 18, 2009 Author Report Posted May 18, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted May 18, 2009 Report Posted May 18, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted May 18, 2009 Report Posted May 18, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted May 19, 2009 Report Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted May 19, 2009 Report Posted May 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List 10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one. 9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one. 8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot. 7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how. 6. Hoping to impress Letterman. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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