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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago .

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I agree!

Wow, my last post was deleted.

I'll never guess who did it!

And, I'll never know what 2+2 equals.

It's that Bertrand -I thought he was up to no good last year even . I'd send him a PT giving him a piece of my mind if I were you ...

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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago .

7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in.

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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago .

7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in.

8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes.

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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago .

7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in.

8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes.

9. You turn down the volume when it's not even up

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The Top Ten Signs When You're Ready to Give Up . . .

1. You are in your 40's/50's and your house /apt. still resembles your dorm room .

2. the barber offers to reshape your mullet , but you tell him to leave it .

3. You just registered as a Republican.

4. You listen to lies enough to pretend they're truth

5. You pop viagra when you are alone.

6. The last 'good time ' you had was a 3 hour nap a few days ago .

7. When George Carlin finally found the god he never believed in.

8. You let your toenails grow so long that they resemble machetes.

9. You turn down the volume when it's not even up

10. You reply to one of Kevin's private messages, just kiddding :P

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Thank you Muzik, I guess I forgot or ran out of ideas.

Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

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6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box.

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

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6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box.

5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy)

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

7.

6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box.

5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy)

4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!)

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

7.

6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box.

5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy)

4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!)

3. Father-in-Law is waiting for the Sunday morning newspaper, and it's Saturday...(Also a true story)

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Top 10 Signs that you are going absent-minded.

10. When watching a football game and the player gets tackled, you root for him to make it in the replay.

9. When you forgot that Fred MacMurray starred in the Absent Minded Professor.

8. You put the milk in the cupboard.

7.

6. You put the #7 post in the #6 box.

5. You forget to include the check in the envelope when paying bills (recent true story :crazy)

4. You forget to CLOSE and LOCK the front door before leaving for dinner with relatives. (Also a true story!)

3. Father-in-Law is waiting for the Sunday morning newspaper, and it's Saturday...(Also a true story)

2. You dial the phone and while it's ringing you forget who you called.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

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Top Ten Reasons For Starting A New Top Ten List

10. Because you're so absent-minded, you forgot to finish the last one.

9. You finished the last one and so you're stuck with the task of starting the new one.

8. You didn't finish anything, but had a great new idea so you had to take cuts and get it started. Before you forgot.

7. You've got to count from one to ten while you still remember how.

6. Hoping to impress Letterman.

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