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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

5. A furrin-sounding name that sounds of vaguely Muslim/Islamic origin gets a rise out of the Limbergerheads.

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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

5. A furrin-sounding name that sounds of vaguely Muslim/Islamic origin gets a rise out of the Limbergerheads.

4. Controls automonic functions to provide what your primary motor and cerebral cortexs need to enable you to go look it up on Wikipedia.

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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

5. A furrin-sounding name that sounds of vaguely Muslim/Islamic origin gets a rise out of the Limbergerheads.

4. Controls automonic functions to provide what your primary motor and cerebral cortexs need to enable you to go look it up on Wikipedia.

3.To inspire poets to try to write and ode to this odd sounding word.

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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

5. A furrin-sounding name that sounds of vaguely Muslim/Islamic origin gets a rise out of the Limbergerheads.

4. Controls automonic functions to provide what your primary motor and cerebral cortexs need to enable you to go look it up on Wikipedia.

3.To inspire poets to try to write and ode to this odd sounding word.

2. To inspire a Top 10 list on songfacts.com

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Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata

10. Makes breathing seem effortless

9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee

8. Provide a name for an underground indie group

7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much.

6. To make people think you're saying something naughty. (oblgonata? c'mon...)

5. A furrin-sounding name that sounds of vaguely Muslim/Islamic origin gets a rise out of the Limbergerheads.

4. Controls automonic functions to provide what your primary motor and cerebral cortexs need to enable you to go look it up on Wikipedia.

3.To inspire poets to try to write and ode to this odd sounding word.

2. To inspire a Top 10 list on songfacts.com

1. Muzik's post: Useful in winning arguments while acting like an unfrozen cave-man-lawyer or an amazon-woman-on-the-moon.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

5. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

5. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

4. Strong-arming little kids for their Halloween buckets.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

5. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

4. Strong-arming little kids for their Halloween buckets.

3. Bootleg alcohol in a dry county.

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

5. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

4. Strong-arming little kids for their Halloween buckets.

3. Bootleg alcohol in a dry county.

2. Do it the old fashioned way

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

"You name the time, you name the place

you name the contraband

I will be there dark of night or light of day.

I guarantee delivery by air, by sea or land

that's how we make a lot of easy money, baby

the hard way." ~ Roger Clyne

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Top 10 "illegal" ways to earn extra money.

10. Sell your car, but make a spare key and then go pick it back up.

9. Gunrunner

8. Bundle worthless bonds with bonafide blue chip stock and sell to gullible/foreign investors.

7. Sell crack.

6. Extort lunch money from gullible SF newbies. Oh, wait. That's possibly been legalized.

5. Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

4. Strong-arming little kids for their Halloween buckets.

3. Bootleg alcohol in a dry county.

2. Do it the old fashioned way

1. Teabaggin' old men in the parking lot of the retirement home

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Top Ten Amenities You Probably Wouldn't See In A High-Priced Condominium

10. Whiskey still

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7. A lobby gallery of Elvis poses painted on velvet

I have seen that before in a hotel.

Top Ten Amenities You Probably Wouldn't See In A High-Priced Condominium

10. Whiskey still

9. kiddie pool

8. ShamWow

7. A lobby gallery of Elvis poses painted on velvet

6. Condom machine in the bathroom

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Top Ten Amenities You Probably Wouldn't See In A High-Priced Condominium

10. Whiskey still

9. kiddie pool

8. ShamWow

7. A lobby gallery of Elvis poses painted on velvet

6. Condom machine in the bathroom

5. Free-range chickens

4. TP that doubles for use as writing paper.

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Top Ten Amenities You Probably Wouldn't See In A High-Priced Condominium

10. Whiskey still

9. kiddie pool

8. ShamWow

7. A lobby gallery of Elvis poses painted on velvet

6. Condom machine in the bathroom

5. Free-range chickens

4. TP that doubles for use as writing paper.

3. A masseuse named Aphrodite

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Top Ten Amenities You Probably Wouldn't See In A High-Priced Condominium

10. Whiskey still

9. kiddie pool

8. ShamWow

7. A lobby gallery of Elvis poses painted on velvet

6. Condom machine in the bathroom

5. Free-range chickens

4. TP that doubles for use as writing paper.

3. A masseuse named Aphrodite

2. Yard Sale

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