pinkstones Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Crazy Don Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. 2. 1.
pinkstones Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. 1.
electric926 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. This IS my other car 1. (Cookie to whoever gets the reference...)
MuzikTyme Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. This IS my other car 1. "I command you to read this " (Cookie to whoever gets the reference...) (a freshly baked oatmeal and raisin cookie is my fav') ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MuzikTyme Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. 1.
Shawna Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. basically 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 1, 2009 Report Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. basically 1. Eliminated _______________________ Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted June 2, 2009 Report Posted June 2, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 1. Eliminated Ha! I like that. _______________________ Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted June 2, 2009 Report Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted June 2, 2009 Report Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted June 2, 2009 Report Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. 3. 2. 1.
BlueAngel Posted June 2, 2009 Report Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Posted June 3, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. 1.
GypsyRoad Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. Realized beauty is only skin deep. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. Realized beauty is only skin deep. 1. I had all of MY nervous breakdowns back in the 80's. ================================================== Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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