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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

5. My kid beat up your honor student!

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

5. My kid beat up your honor student!

4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out.

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

5. My kid beat up your honor student!

4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out.

3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

5. My kid beat up your honor student!

4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out.

3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

2. This IS my other car

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(Cookie to whoever gets the reference...)

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Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings:

10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink.

9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight.

8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF!

7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student.

5. My kid beat up your honor student!

4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out.

3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

2. This IS my other car

1. "I command you to read this "

(Cookie to whoever gets the reference...)

(a freshly baked oatmeal and raisin cookie is my fav')

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The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . .

10. Freedom

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The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . .

10. Freedom

9. Can't

8. God

7. Original

6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks.

5. really

4. Gay

3. Phat

2. basically

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The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . .

10. Freedom

9. Can't

8. God

7. Original

6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks.

5. really

4. Gay

3. Phat

2. basically

1. Eliminated

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

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The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . .

1. Eliminated

Ha! I like that.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness.

4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness.

4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6.

3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle?

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness.

4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6.

3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle?

2. Realized beauty is only skin deep.

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Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage

10. Shaved your unibrow

9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown.

8. You are back to judging people based on appearances.

7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper.

6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?!

5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness.

4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6.

3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle?

2. Realized beauty is only skin deep.

1. I had all of MY nervous breakdowns back in the 80's.

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Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs

10. You get queazy at the sight of blood.

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