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Yes, the ones that inflate exiting a sinking boat,

The jumpsuit that . . .

Exhilarates saving lives, on a crashing plane,

One that . . .

Fits as though it was meant to sustain;

The one that Granpa Jones used to wear?

Oh, they were over-alls.

Nevermind . . .

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. . . not to mention the varied selection of strapless bras as well the numerous neckless ties . . .

Trivia-

What does the initials J.C. (Penny's) stand for?

They stand for Somebody (John? James?) Cash Penny. I shop at JCPenny, have for years. I love that cataloge. I feel so very unfashionable. :P

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He (Letterman) looks more like Alfred Newman each day. Genius he is , though. He figured out how to get rid of mosquitos while you're sleeping...

just put a saucer of blood on your night-stand.

A saucer of blood!

Works perfectly!

Paris, though, is still an Eiffel Tower erector . . .

. . . with significant attention to her flying butt-ress, as it were. . .

;)

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