Uncle Joe Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Graanted but then you bit your tongue and it wouldn't stop bleeding. I wish Barry Bonds was a Met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, and he finishes the year 40 for 45 with 11 home runs against the Phillies, who quickly fall out of the playoff chase. I wish Barry Bonds was a Red Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, and he quickly replaces The Babe as the new curse. I wish David Wright was a Phillie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 He is. the Phillie mascot I wish I were in Paris, France right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted. You get hit by a bus. I wish that I had more Xbox games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted. You get hit by the bullet train while playing them. I wish it wasn't so hot outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted. A mass of arctic air blankets your area and drops the temperature to -30C in the space of an hour. I wish George Harrison and John Lennon were still alive and able to convince Paul and Ringo to embark on a Beatles reunion tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted but they only play the early stuff. I wish I could sing as well as when I was 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted, but they only had instrumentals back then. I wish my cholesterol was within normal limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Granted. Your legs fall off. I wish that I had a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 OK. She's a money grubbing dry humper. Watch out for chaffing. I wish I knew then what I know now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 You do and some one kills you for your gigantic brain I wish Jane magazine wasn't going belly up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted. It is being saved and reformatted by the new owner, Rush Limbaugh. I wish I could really tell people what I though of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 You do and every one is so refreshed by your honesty they come to you to solve every problem I wish Marc would solve all my problems. He's so honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 It will cost you all of your snack foods. I wish I could eat like I did when I was younger and not put on weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 The other cops will laugh if you eat from a baby bottle, but it's your wish pal I wish I had a b'dazzler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 You have 30 of them because now, you are a door to door B'dazzler sales representative. I wish I could bounce like a Masai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted...but only once, because your head got stuck in the ceiling. I wish I had the memory of an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted, it's stored in your trunk. I wish they didn't call me donkey _ _ _ _. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted. Now they call you flea _ _ _ _. I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted. You choke to death on a spoon. I wish that I was taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Granted, you are now 5' 1". I wish they didn't pile him so high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Granted... he's spread about covering more area, start shovelling! I wish the cats would no longer shed on my socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Granted. Now he sheds on the rest of your clothes. I wish the stock market crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted, but your parents had the entire family savings invested. I wish a bucket of chicken were cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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