Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, and by granting that wish it's as corrupted as it's gonna get I wish my delivery boy would hurry with the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, but he drops the pizza in a dirt patch and you're enraged now. I wish Laurie would post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, but you go blind reading the history of Badfinger I wish rayzor really was a spy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, but now he dug up some dirt on you and posted it all on Songfacts... I wish there were more Badfinger fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted: that wish cannot be corrupted because everyone is a Badfinger fan at heart! I wish I weren't a real spy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. You are now a professional hockey player. With all your pay you get nice new perfect teeth, only to have them knocked out again I wish I could ace rayzor's facebook quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, you've now entered the mind of rayzor and there's no turning back. Start praying! I wish I understood myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. Your head explodes from knowing the truth. I wish I had some bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. You now live in Saskatchewan, Canada (trust me, that province is so boring you'll wish you'd never asked for bacon) I wish people wouldn't assume Canadians eat round bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 I bet you wish I hadn't answered this one! Granted. Every one assumes Canadians eat moose sausage, thus staying away from Canada in droves I wish I didn't live in a tourist trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, you live in Canada! I wish my friends would be single like me so they wouldn't have to stay in all weekend cuz the wife says so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Now they all live with you, refuse to pay rent, smoke all your smokes, and drink all your beer I wish a lot of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 granted, but you gotta pay for them. btw: rent isn't a big deal, but my smokes and beer! Sacrilege! I wish I didn't have to walk to the fridge (or frig) to get another cold one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 granted. You are now in the fridge. I wish Ryan Adams would write a song about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. This wish cannot be corrupted because anyone who writes a song about you would surely have a hit. I wish I were this brave with girls I meet face to face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 You are and you get three girls pregnant I wish Ray would post drunk every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted... now I'm an alcoholic... wait a minute, who is being hurt by this corrupted wish? I wish I could type like a pro (I still use the 2 finger method.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, but you don't have a hand free for beer I wish I had a smaller rack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Not granted! Unless it's causing terrible stress on your back I cannot grant this I wish I knew why men were such pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 I wish I knew that too I wish ray would stop making me laugh so I could go to bed. I have Hairspray tomorrow afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. Ray no longer drinks and is never funny again. Wait a minute... that only corrupts my hopes of being permanently drunk! I wish I had other things to do tomorrow so I would let Shannon get some sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 You have so many things to do your head explodes. Try drinking beer with no head. Just try it. It ain't gonna work. I wish I wasn't so verbose in my answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 ^^ actually, I could just pour the beer down my throat... no head needed Granted. Your answers become short and boring and nobody finds any entertainment value in them and you are banned from SF for being so boring! I wish I didn't have to get up so ofeten for more beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. The hot babe you hired to just poor it down your throat drowns you I wish I could go to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Done. But look who ´s waiting for you there... .shades: I wish I could go to Paris before September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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