Jenny Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Granted. A meteor just crashed into Earth and annhilated it. Hope you are in a spaceship. I wish I could get a few more hours of sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Granted. However, those few extra hours of sleep will be plagued with nightmares of Pee Wee Herman in a thong. I wish I had a Bowflex body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Granted. And as an added bonus, Tony Little will be your personal trainer, and you will both be joined at the hip 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I want to be a Terminator like Ahnold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Granted. You have now taken the job from retired Mr. Ahnold Rabberrie at the local Orkin. I wish zombies would disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Granted. Your town is full of invisible zombies. -------------- I think I'd like to go back home and take it easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I wish Bazooka would wish something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think I'd like to go back home and take it easy ^He did. And it is granted. He is now stuck between the cushions of his sofa. I wish I could find some paper money between the cushions of my sofa, instead of just coins all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Granted...I was wondering where the money to my Monopoly game went to... I wish I knew how to play the drums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Granted, you are now the drummer for the Spice Girls reunion tour I wish I could sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Granted, and 3x a day you must drink the concoction of flax seed, one raw egg, cod liver oil and fresh lemon to preserve your angelic voice. I wish money grew on trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 It does....and I own the whole orchard. I wish that pigs could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Granted. And a gaggle of them just decided to decorate your car. I wish that I could play the guitar like Mark Knopfler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Granted....this air guitar will work wonders for ya! I wish I owned my own private island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 (edited) YOU DO!... and year round it's 102 degrees in the shade and your central air just broke. I wish everyday was Christmas and every night was a New Years Eve. Edited July 13, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 It is but you're Islamic. I wish Jackie would stop flagellating herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 I'm not even gonna touch that one...(no pun intended). I wish I had a much larger CD collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 (edited) Granted, you now have 1 more cd added to your collection....Clay Aiken's Greatest Hits I wish I had a pool. Edited July 14, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Granted. But it is empty, and a family of skaters living in it has ruined the finish. I wish I was asleep right now instead of at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Granted. You are a hobo now. I wish McDonald's went bankrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Granted and now you're out of work. I wish I could have fries wit dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 (edited) Granted, now they are swarming all around your food....you did say flies...didn't ya? I wish I had a new stereo system. Edited July 14, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 ok, BUT IT WILL ONLY PLAY "aCHEY bREAKEY hEART" AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE ROOM WITH IT. wELCOME TO HELL. i WISH THESE PEOPLE WOULD LEAVE ME ALONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, now the other people won't leave you alone... I wish the Mets would go to the world series, and win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, but Tom Glavine, Carlos Delgato, and José ValentÃn are seriously injured in the process and can never play baseball again. I wish someone (other than me) would walk up to Uncle Joe and tell him that I do not--and would never ever want to--work at McDonald's and am not unemployed because I don't even have a job yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, but Joe's hearing aid is turned off. I wish my meds didn't make me so drowsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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