Uncle Joe Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. Appeasement will take center stage. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. Appeasement will take center stage. 4. Who needs a tax incentive anyway? 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 gotta love political conversations on SF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. Appeasement will take center stage. 4. Who needs a tax incentive anyway? 3. Two words.....FREE TOFU! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. Appeasement will take center stage. 4. Who needs a tax incentive anyway? 3. Two words.....FREE TOFU! 2. Free healthcare, but we won't be able to afford the gas to drive to the doctor. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Liberal 10. You know your government will not be strapped for funds. 9. You'll have to comfort knowing you'll be paying more taxes each year. 8. The glass will be half-full. 7. You can make him do anything you want simply by threatening to shoot a puppy. 6. At least the puppy will stop whining at some point in its life. 5. Appeasement will take center stage. 4. Who needs a tax incentive anyway? 3. Two words.....FREE TOFU! 2. Free healthcare, but we won't be able to afford the gas to drive to the doctor. 1. It just feels good! ______________________________ Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 100 more years of war in Iraq ( oh, you mean that's not a good thing?) 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 100 more years of war in Iraq ( oh, you mean that's not a good thing?) 4. They sure are right religious aren't they? Oh, religious right! Nevermind. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 100 more years of war in Iraq ( oh, you mean that's not a good thing?) 4. They sure are right religious aren't they? Oh, religious right! Nevermind. 3. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 100 more years of war in Iraq ( oh, you mean that's not a good thing?) 4. They sure are right religious aren't they? Oh, religious right! Nevermind. 3. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! 2. Your employer invested your entire pension in Halliburton stock. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 2. Your employer invested your entire pension in Halliburton stock. You wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Reasons To Elect A Conservative 10. "That plan sounds familiar ..." 9. They live so far in the past, prices may go back to the way they used to be. 8. More public restroom sex scandals. 7. Instead of drawing pretty pictures they build bridges that people can actually drive across! 6. They're bound to get it right eventually. Aren't they? Oh? 5. 100 more years of war in Iraq ( oh, you mean that's not a good thing?) 4. They sure are right religious aren't they? Oh, religious right! Nevermind. 3. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! 2. Your employer invested your entire pension in Halliburton stock. 1. More publicity for large-breasted, high-priced hookers; less publicity for Alec Baldwin. ================================================= Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. I didn't inhale 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Top Ten Things Politicians Would Like To Have You Believe, But You Know Are Lies 10. The economy is just in a temporary holding position. 9. Tax rebaits will spur the economy. 8. I will not raise taxes 7. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman (or in some cases, "that man"). 6. It's the Saudi's fault that gas is so high. Offshore drilling will lower the price of gas. 5. I invented the Internet. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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