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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions.

7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls.

8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes.

9. The voters respect him for being able to overcome his mental and physical challenges....somewhat.

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions.

7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls.

8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes.

9. The voters respect him for being able to overcome his mental and physical challenges....somewhat.

10. The Kid's got truckloads of je ne sais quoi

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

5. Just Say No.

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

5. Just Say No.

4. Father Knows Best

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

5. Just Say No.

4. Father Knows Best

3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book .

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

5. Just Say No.

4. Father Knows Best

3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book .

2. Being fixed by the dentist.

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Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music

10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

9. Omphaloskepsis

8. Geriatrics.

7. Bladder warts

6. Forget her looks, go for her personality

5. Just Say No.

4. Father Knows Best

3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book .

2. Being fixed by the dentist.

1. And the Number One theme seldom explored in rock music....Moldy Cheese.

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The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music

10. Mick Jagger's lips

9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro

8. Gene Simmons' tongue

7. J-Lo's ass

6. Toby Keith's ego.

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The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music

10. Mick Jagger's lips

9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro

8. Gene Simmons' tongue

7. J-Lo's ass

6. Toby Keith's ego.

5. Dolly Parton's breasts.

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The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music

10. Mick Jagger's lips

9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro

8. Gene Simmons' tongue

7. J-Lo's ass

6. Toby Keith's ego.

5. Dolly Parton's breasts.

4. Pete Townshend's nose

3. The Gallagher brothers' eyebrows

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Sorry, guys, I HAVE TO take the last two...

The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music

10. Mick Jagger's lips

9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro

8. Gene Simmons' tongue

7. J-Lo's ass

6. Toby Keith's ego.

5. Dolly Parton's breasts.

4. Pete Townshend's nose

3. The Gallagher brothers' eyebrows

2. Phil Collins' head

1. And the Number One Largest Feature in rock music.....TOMMY LEE'S D*CK!

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