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Top Ten Things To Not Do, while on a computer.

10.Type with one hand, while looking at adult sites.

9. Talk to your wife about ' something important ' to her .

8. Respond to Kevin's private messages.

7. Taking a sip of your coffee while reading Sammy's responses.

6. Have a vasectomy.

5. Change the baby

4. Pat your head and rub your tummy.

3. Smoke catnip.

2. Clean the dishes.(*)

1. Think too much

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

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Edna ! Thats a HAL of a thing to do ... }:(

Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

5. Read a book. Remember? Books?

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

5. Read a book. Remember? Books?

4. You just now noticed your spouse got a haircut.

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

5. Read a book. Remember? Books?

4. You just now noticed your spouse got a haircut.

3. Give a party and invite all your friends... and the office room will be closed.

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

5. Read a book. Remember? Books?

4. You just now noticed your spouse got a haircut.

3. Give a party and invite all your friends... and the office room will be closed.

2. You just now noticed your spouse .

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Top Ten Things To Do While Your Computer Is Down

10. Actually clean the house

9. Attempt to get the computer working.

8. Insult, curse, threaten the computer ("I´ll buy a new one!!!!") and call it "Hal".

7. Fondly recall how we lived before the damn things ever showed themselves . Take a walk ? Buy a 6 pack and watch a movie / throw on an album and get rocking ?

6. Sit around, patiently waiting for it's return (at least that's what I did!)

5. Read a book. Remember? Books?

4. You just now noticed your spouse got a haircut.

3. Give a party and invite all your friends... and the office room will be closed.

2. You just now noticed your spouse .

1. Go outside and get a little sun on the old skin.

Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

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10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

5. Ogling members of the opposite sex at the pool or the beach.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

5. Ogling members of the opposite sex at the pool or the beach.

4. Posting with a laptop by the swimming pool

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2.

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

5. Ogling members of the opposite sex at the pool or the beach.

4. Posting with a laptop by the swimming pool

3. Two words - Naked Volleyball!

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

5. Ogling members of the opposite sex at the pool or the beach.

4. Posting with a laptop by the swimming pool

3. Two words - Naked Volleyball!

2. Being able to pass out on the lawn, or nearly anywhere outside , without worrying about freezing to death .

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Top ten summer activities:

10. Floating in a river or lake in a tube with a six pack tied to your trunks.

9. Floating in the pool on a raft with a margarita, and dreaming I'm in the Bahama's.

8. Parties in the garden.

7. Songfactors' Fantasy Baseball.

6. Seeing how long you can let the fuse burn down before throwing the firecracker.

5. Ogling members of the opposite sex at the pool or the beach.

4. Posting with a laptop by the swimming pool

3. Two words - Naked Volleyball!

2. Being able to pass out on the lawn, or nearly anywhere outside , without worrying about freezing to death .

1.Picking up Kevin's drunk a** off my front lawn at 3am and driving him home. :cool:

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

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