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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

6. David Hasselhoff.

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

6. David Hasselhoff.

7. A tidal wave.

8.

9.

10.

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

6. David Hasselhoff.

7. A tidal wave.

8. Body parts.

9.

10.

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

6. David Hasselhoff.

7. A tidal wave.

8. Body parts.

9. Sharps, jellyfishes or people with the radio on.

10.

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Top ten things you don't want to see on the beach this year.

1. ANY man wearing a speedo.

2. Any of my Fantasy Baseball stars who should be playing and earning me points instead of enjoying an extended DL period or suspension .

3. A grossly-overweight woman in a two-piece bathing suit.

4. Landsharks - whatever the hell they are !

5. Slightly exposed pubic hair.

6. David Hasselhoff.

7. A tidal wave.

8. Body parts.

9. Sharps, jellyfishes or people with the radio on.

10. Cellphones

Somebody please start a new one. I'm going to see my new grandaughter who will be delivered this morning via C-Section.

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

6. ?uestlove

5. Apple

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2.

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

6. ?uestlove

5. Apple

4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo

3.

2.

1.

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

6. ?uestlove

5. Apple

4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo

3. Socks

2.

1.

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

6. ?uestlove

5. Apple

4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo

3. Socks

2. The Baby Formerly Known As Unnamed .

1.

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Top Ten Things We Hope UncleJoe's New Granddaughter Will Not Be Named

10. Sammy

9. Cheesesteak

8. Paris, San Diego, Florida or any other city/state/ country/continent

7. Britney

6. ?uestlove

5. Apple

4. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, or Betty Jo

3. Socks

2. The Baby Formerly Known As Unnamed .

1. Velveeta

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3. Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions.

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8.

9.

10.

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions.

7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls.

8.

9.

10.

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Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol

1. America is tone deaf.

2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote.

3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing.

4. He can hoola dance.

5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates.

6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions.

7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls.

8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes.

9.

10.

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