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Top 10 Things To Say To Your Co-Workers As You Leave For The Weekend

10. Not seeing you guys is the best part of my weekend.

9. See Ya, Wouldn't wanna be Ya.

8. I'm taking a vacation, if anybody needs me I'll be in the parking lot.

7. If you need me to lend a hand during the weekend, you know my number (I turn off the phone during the weekend)

6. kISS MY A**, SUCKERS!

5. Thank God it's Friday, hopefully I'll die before Monday so I don't have to see your ugly mugs again...

4. I hit the lottery, just send my stuff home.

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Top 10 Things To Say To Your Co-Workers As You Leave For The Weekend

10. Not seeing you guys is the best part of my weekend.

9. See Ya, Wouldn't wanna be Ya.

8. I'm taking a vacation, if anybody needs me I'll be in the parking lot.

7. If you need me to lend a hand during the weekend, you know my number (I turn off the phone during the weekend)

6. kISS MY A**, SUCKERS!

5. Thank God it's Friday, hopefully I'll die before Monday so I don't have to see your ugly mugs again...

4. I hit the lottery, just send my stuff home.

3. F**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! I'll see ya all on Monday.

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Top 10 Things To Say To Your Co-Workers As You Leave For The Weekend

10. Not seeing you guys is the best part of my weekend.

9. See Ya, Wouldn't wanna be Ya.

8. I'm taking a vacation, if anybody needs me I'll be in the parking lot.

7. If you need me to lend a hand during the weekend, you know my number (I turn off the phone during the weekend)

6. kISS MY A**, SUCKERS!

5. Thank God it's Friday, hopefully I'll die before Monday so I don't have to see your ugly mugs again...

4. I hit the lottery, just send my stuff home.

3. F**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! I'll see ya all on Monday.

2. TGIF

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Top 10 Things To Say To Your Co-Workers As You Leave For The Weekend

10. Not seeing you guys is the best part of my weekend.

9. See Ya, Wouldn't wanna be Ya.

8. I'm taking a vacation, if anybody needs me I'll be in the parking lot.

7. If you need me to lend a hand during the weekend, you know my number (I turn off the phone during the weekend)

6. kISS MY A**, SUCKERS!

5. Thank God it's Friday, hopefully I'll die before Monday so I don't have to see your ugly mugs again...

4. I hit the lottery, just send my stuff home.

3. F**k you, f**k you, and f**k you! I'll see ya all on Monday.

2. TGIF

1 Effective Monday: We promise piss-free coffee.

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Top Ten Things to not say to a spouse while in bed.

10. You are dressed to kill. You also cook the same way.

9. Do you take Visa?

8. Honey, where's the clicker?

7. Another name...

6. "That the best you can do?"

5. *whipping out tape measure* "Oh, that's disappointing."

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Top Ten Things to not say to a spouse while in bed.

10. You are dressed to kill. You also cook the same way.

9. Do you take Visa?

8. Honey, where's the clicker?

7. Another name...

6. "That the best you can do?"

5. *whipping out tape measure* "Oh, that's disappointing."

4. OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!

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Top Ten Things to not say to a spouse while in bed.

10. You are dressed to kill. You also cook the same way.

9. Do you take Visa?

8. Honey, where's the clicker?

7. Another name...

6. "That the best you can do?"

5. *whipping out tape measure* "Oh, that's disappointing."

4. OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!

3. Can you please not talk for a minute?

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Top Ten Things to not say to a spouse while in bed.

10. You are dressed to kill. You also cook the same way.

9. Do you take Visa?

8. Honey, where's the clicker?

7. Another name...

6. "That the best you can do?"

5. *whipping out tape measure* "Oh, that's disappointing."

4. OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!

3. Can you please not talk for a minute?

2. Could you run out real quick and get that snow shovel I left on the porch?

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Top Ten Things to not say to a spouse while in bed.

10. You are dressed to kill. You also cook the same way.

9. Do you take Visa?

8. Honey, where's the clicker?

7. Another name...

6. "That the best you can do?"

5. *whipping out tape measure* "Oh, that's disappointing."

4. OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!

3. Can you please not talk for a minute?

2. Could you run out real quick and get that snow shovel I left on the porch?

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Top 10 Bad haircut comments:

10. Weed Whacker Accident?

9. You know, shaved heads are 'in' right now.

8. Does your barber always smoke rocks?

7. Nice haircut

6. D* *k Head!!

5. I hope you didnt pay for that!

4. "Looks like somebody wants some noogies."

3. Hey, where's Curly and Larry?

2. Don't worry, it'll grow out....soon

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