miamisammy29 Posted March 16, 2007 Report Share Posted March 16, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions. 7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls. 8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes. 9. The voters respect him for being able to overcome his mental and physical challenges....somewhat. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Reasons That Sanjaya Guy Is Still On American Idol 1. America is tone deaf. 2. He has a stronghold on the pre-op tranny vote. 3.Teenybop girls love him. The hair and teeth worked for Donny Osmond. But then, he could sing. 4. He can hoola dance. 5. I can think of 1.1 million reasons, according to the 2005 census estimates. 6. Simon has secretly been listening to his ipod during the auditions. 7. The voting public is confused. They think he's one of the girls. 8. America wants him to be able to afford clothes that fit, so he doesn't have to wear his sister's clothes. 9. The voters respect him for being able to overcome his mental and physical challenges....somewhat. 10. The Kid's got truckloads of je ne sais quoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality Jenny, you kill me! That's definitely a topic for COUNTRY music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. Just Say No. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. Just Say No. 4. Father Knows Best 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. Just Say No. 4. Father Knows Best 3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book . 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dappled Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. Just Say No. 4. Father Knows Best 3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book . 2. Being fixed by the dentist. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Top Ten Themes Seldom Explored In Rock Music 10. " Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 9. Omphaloskepsis 8. Geriatrics. 7. Bladder warts 6. Forget her looks, go for her personality 5. Just Say No. 4. Father Knows Best 3. The joy of spending the weekend at home with a good book . 2. Being fixed by the dentist. 1. And the Number One theme seldom explored in rock music....Moldy Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. Toby Keith's ego. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. Toby Keith's ego. 5. Dolly Parton's breasts. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. Toby Keith's ego. 5. Dolly Parton's breasts. 4. Pete Townshend's nose 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. Toby Keith's ego. 5. Dolly Parton's breasts. 4. Pete Townshend's nose 3. The Gallagher brothers' eyebrows 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Sorry, guys, I HAVE TO take the last two... The Ten Largest Features in Rock Music 10. Mick Jagger's lips 9. Phil Spector's trial 'fro 8. Gene Simmons' tongue 7. J-Lo's ass 6. Toby Keith's ego. 5. Dolly Parton's breasts. 4. Pete Townshend's nose 3. The Gallagher brothers' eyebrows 2. Phil Collins' head 1. And the Number One Largest Feature in rock music.....TOMMY LEE'S D*CK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Top Ten Jethro Tull Songs or Types Of Sausages 10. Locomotive Breath 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Top Ten Jethro Tull Songs or Types Of Sausages 10. Locomotive Breath 9. Thick As A Brick 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Top Ten Jethro Tull Songs or Types Of Sausages 10. Locomotive Breath 9. Thick As A Brick 8. Aqualung 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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