Zabadak Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 What the label says on my underpants! 5 foot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 While in the reception area, what was the one-armed hillbilly's answer on the fill-in-the-blank medical questionaire, "Fingers ......."? Keep on keeping on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Instruction sign next to the mechanical bull says? When I grow up to be a man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 When did Justin Beiber say that he would change his hairstyle? ...And I'd like to change my response to this one... Almond Joy's got nuts; Mounds don't. to... Why should Almond Joy always do the driving AND handle the finances? My Best Friend's Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 What is the reason I have nobody to hang out with anymore? Leap year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 What is needed almost every four years to keep our calendar in alignment with the Earth's revolutions around the Sun? Daylight Savings Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 What are 3 words that will dumbfound anyone born and raised in Saskatchewan? frogs legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 What turns Miss Piggy on? Pulled Pork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 What turns Miss Piggy off? land rover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Leap year...What is needed almost every four years to keep our calendar in alignment with the Earth's revolutions around the Sun? This one just cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 What turns Miss Piggy off? land rover When a touch of dyslexia hit I thought my co-pilot should be D-O-G and when I realized my mistake I barked out this command. March comes in like a lion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Why did Mrs. March hide her two children, by a previous marriage, every time her husband came home from work? It's not you, it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 What is the one phrase that your wife or girlfriend probably will NOT say to you after an argument? Spring Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 What can rapidly end a hot night of passion? This is Ground Control to Major Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 What was the Giants defense Super Bowl game plan. Love is like oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 If hate is like carbon dioxide, then what is love like? Slip Slidin' Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 What the east coast travelers avoided with this mild winter. Spring is in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 What does my allergist tell me every year about this time? "Play Ball!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 What are several common activities under the boardwalk? Made in the shade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 What mob honor takes place under a tent? Walking in the sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Where did you find that hermit crab? Sand in my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 What does Ron have after a round of golf? Dock of the Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 You were watching the ships come in and roll away again from where? Sound of Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 How can you tell the ice cream man is near? Derogatory language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 How do Brits describe Nort American English? Wahini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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