Zepfan Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 What was first sung on Eddie Cantor's radio show in November 1934? Under the mistletoe
RonJonSurfer Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Where is Santa's "safe to cheat" zone? Ribbon Candy.
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 What will you resemble when the neighbor's pitbull finally gets a hold of you as you walk through the alley? Popcorn balls
RonJonSurfer Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 If you opened up Orville Redenbacher's coffin today, what might be the only body part that remains? Santa's bag.
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 Where would you find Santa's special Christmas nuts? Red-nosed reindeer
RonJonSurfer Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 Who has been sipping too much egg nog? Oh Holy Night
Zepfan Posted January 3, 2012 Report Posted January 3, 2012 Can you name the carol that had the distinction of being the first one ever played live on a Christmas radio broadcast on December 24, 1906? Forty Licks
RonJonSurfer Posted January 3, 2012 Report Posted January 3, 2012 How many licks does it take to get to the inside of a Tootsie Pop? Bowl Season.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 3, 2012 Report Posted January 3, 2012 What do you call that moment when, the day after the New Year's Eve party, one goes into the bathroom outfitted in rubber gloves, a swisher brush and Lysol? Come as you are.
Zepfan Posted January 12, 2012 Report Posted January 12, 2012 Can you name a title of a song written by Kurt Cobain? Under the bleachers
Rayzor Posted January 29, 2012 Report Posted January 29, 2012 (edited) Sammy's alternative to the back seat of his car Days of summer Edited January 29, 2012 by Guest
Zepfan Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Can you name the time of year when Sammy enjoys his alternative site the best? On the road again
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Where Sammy is, ever since his girlfriend caught him under the bleachers with her best friend. Down and out
Rayzor Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Where Rayzor is after back payments of lunch money to Sammy Margaritaville
phil Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 Where I'm taking Sammy and Rayzor to party. Can't stop, till I get enough.
Zepfan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 What do Phil, Sammy and Rayzor shout when they arrive at Margaritaville? The last straw
RonJonSurfer Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 What the camel's chiropractor needs to help send his kid's to college. (phew, that's a stretch) Phew, that's a stretch!
Zepfan Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 What did Barack Obama whisper in Michelle's ear after he took the Oath of Office? Circle for a landing
Uncle Joe Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 What the buzzards are doing over the carcass of Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich
Rayzor Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 Who was the mysterious man historians discovered to be sitting at the table in the painting of the last supper? The last supper
RonJonSurfer Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Name a meal where Papa John's pizza wasn't present? Super Bowl Commercial
Zepfan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Gee, I wonder where I can spend $3.5M in 30 seconds? Super Bowl Media Day
phil Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) How to waste two hours of your life. Acid? Sure I'll take four hits. Edited February 2, 2012 by Guest
Rayzor Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 How can an anyone enjoy a baseball game? When you're strange.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 When does the most sex happen in a commited relationship? Back field in motion...
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