RonJonSurfer Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 What is my opinion of the NBA lock out? wild turkey.
Zepfan Posted November 11, 2011 Report Posted November 11, 2011 What is that stuff Ron White is sipping on during his performance? What happens in Las Vagas stays in Las Vagas
RonJonSurfer Posted November 11, 2011 Report Posted November 11, 2011 What is the biggest problem for the LVSA (Las Vegas Sewerage Authority)? You'll have lotsa fun at Slots O' Fun.
Brad_M Posted November 12, 2011 Report Posted November 12, 2011 What is the advertising slogan of one Las Vegas brothel? I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
night2day Posted November 13, 2011 Report Posted November 13, 2011 What did the greedy wife say to the unknowing future divorce recipient? Build it and they will come
RonJonSurfer Posted November 14, 2011 Report Posted November 14, 2011 What is the advertising slogan at one Las Vegas brothel? Would you stop repeating yourself.
Jenny Posted November 14, 2011 Report Posted November 14, 2011 What Mrs. Redundant says to her husband I'm lovin' it
RonJonSurfer Posted November 14, 2011 Report Posted November 14, 2011 Name a scene from an odd Addams Family love story? You're as cold as ice...
miamisammy29 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Posted November 15, 2011 Why did your Mom name you "Vanilla"? Take it to the limit.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 15, 2011 Report Posted November 15, 2011 Something Sammy Hagar can't do? Slow ride...
Zepfan Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Can you name a good song from Foghat? You've got to change your evil ways.
miamisammy29 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 What did Hitler's wife keep nagging HIM about? Go on, take the money and run!
RonJonSurfer Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 What is the sales pitch from the Miami Marlins to Jose Reyes? Tuesday afternoon.
Zepfan Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 When do I begin to see that I'm on my way? Saturday night's all right for fightin'
RonJonSurfer Posted November 17, 2011 Report Posted November 17, 2011 What can be said about the early weekend NHL schedule? Eight days a week.
night2day Posted November 18, 2011 Report Posted November 18, 2011 Eight days a week. What did God contemplate on the seventh day? A tool, a ghoul and a fool
RonJonSurfer Posted November 18, 2011 Report Posted November 18, 2011 Name three of Michael Jackson's assistants. psychedelic shack, that's where it's at...
Zepfan Posted November 18, 2011 Report Posted November 18, 2011 What was the name of Timothy Leary's hangout? Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
night2day Posted November 19, 2011 Report Posted November 19, 2011 What is NASA's latest slogan? Dance all night
Zepfan Posted November 21, 2011 Report Posted November 21, 2011 What's the name of the OTHER thing you can do all night? Don't turn on the lights, cause I don't want to see
Brad_M Posted November 23, 2011 Report Posted November 23, 2011 What did Roseanne Barr's date say when they went into her bedroom? In a pickle
RonJonSurfer Posted November 23, 2011 Report Posted November 23, 2011 Where you may find my teeth at a good deli? Butterball
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2011 Report Posted November 23, 2011 What do you call a party where all the guests weigh over 400-pounds? Stuffing the turkey
RonJonSurfer Posted November 23, 2011 Report Posted November 23, 2011 What is Sammy's double entendre for the month of November? Pass the cranberry sauce.
night2day Posted November 23, 2011 Report Posted November 23, 2011 What did aunt Mildred exclaim once the turkey gravy was gone? Stocking stuffers
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