Zepfan Posted October 31, 2011 Report Posted October 31, 2011 What did SpongeBob SquarePants say when he sat down to a platter of Krabby Patty burgers? Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore.
miamisammy29 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Posted October 31, 2011 What is Barack Obama's campaign slogan for 2012? Surf and turf
Brad_M Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What's being served to every couple in position 69? Stick 'em up
Zepfan Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What does the IRS say every April. Born to be wild
night2day Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What did the alien organism screech when it tore its way through the unfortunate lad's stomach? Blue Monday
Zepfan Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What is the second day of the week on the Smurf calendar? Incense & Peppermint
Uncle Joe Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What goes well with the color of time? Speak of the devil.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 What tip would you give to a person wanting to be a TV preacher? Home on the range.
phil Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 Where do the deer and the antelope play. We are family
RonJonSurfer Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 What is The Sopranos alternate theme song? Me and Mrs. Jones
Zepfan Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 Who had a thing going on? Breath deep the gathering gloom
RonJonSurfer Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 What was the Texas Rangers fan doing in the 9th inning of Game 7 of the Series? Oh you pretty things.
Steel2Velvet Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 What does Tenacious Peaches say occasionally after glancing down? All's out's in free!
Zepfan Posted November 2, 2011 Report Posted November 2, 2011 What is the catchphrase used in Hide-And-Seek to indicate that players who are hiding can come out into the open without losing the game. Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
Uncle Joe Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 Where did Ahab Lipschutz leave his catch of mackeral when he heard the sirens? Mourning becomes Electra.
night2day Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 What did Tommy Lee think when he woke up beside Dennis Rodman the morning after? Pigeons in paradise
RonJonSurfer Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 What is summertime in Perth Amboy like? It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
miamisammy29 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 What did Mitt Romney say at the last Republican Convention? 127 Hours
night2day Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 How long does it take the average woman to achieve orgasm through sexual intercourse? Hollywood Squares
RonJonSurfer Posted November 8, 2011 Report Posted November 8, 2011 What is the name of the unhip So.Cal street gang? What's new pussycat?
Zepfan Posted November 8, 2011 Report Posted November 8, 2011 What does the Hollywood media call a celebrity that doesn't do drugs, doesn't cheat on their spouse, stays out of jail, etc.? Let me make this perfectly clear.
Uncle Joe Posted November 9, 2011 Report Posted November 9, 2011 Did ya do 'er, did ya? Clams Casino.
Zepfan Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Where does SpongeBob like to spend his weekends? This is gonna hurt me alot more than you.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Another failed pick up line? Over the river and through the woods
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Where did John Denver's plane finally come to rest? Stuff the turkey!
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