RonJonSurfer Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 What is the path to summer fun? Pennsylvania Turnpike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 What is the path to Three Mile Island? Mark Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Name me a football player that doesn't realize what he is getting himself into? Onions and mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Name just two of the types of rotten vegetables that will be thrown at Alex Rodriguez upon his return to Yankee Stadium. Pepperoni and sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 What was the name of Craig Ferguson's low- grade-made-in-Scotland Spaghetti Western? Mozarella and Tomato paste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Name a unique alternative to Elmer's Glue? Meet the Flintstones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Who are the one family on the block that haven't had their house repossessed? Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Where might you meet swine before pearls ? Oxymoron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 What word describes a "safe Wall Street investment"? "I Dreamed A Dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Describe the thoughts of most dot.com startups . Cold as a grave . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 How would you describe the stare your girlfriend gives you after you've just wiped your a$$ with the curtains? The mother-in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 The future woman that a man's wife shall ultimately become . . . Outer space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Where is the best place to locate an Arab-Israeli state? Time after time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 How often does Morris Day have to take pictures out of his wallet to prove to his friends that he was once in a band? She's So Unusual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 What did Madonna say about Miss California? Conan O'Brien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Who is the less barbaric Conan? Sugar Smacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 What was Manny Ramirez banned for? Sea Men on the Poop Deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Name one of the cleaner lines from Family Guy? Beef stew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 What's the best-selling gay porno mag in America today? Shepherd's pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 What do you step in if you run through sheep ranches too fast? Yorkshire Pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Name something very British? Oak Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 What does an acorn become if a squirrel forgets where it left them? Bigfoot/Sasquatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Who wanted to see the size 51 EEEE's? It's my party and i'll cry if I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Why did you vote Republican, and don't you care what chopping onions does to you? ------------ I'm Gonna Fight For You J.B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Why did you vote Republican, and don't you care what chopping onions does to you? ------------ I'm Gonna Fight For You J.B. New answer, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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