RonJonSurfer Posted April 30, 2009 Report Posted April 30, 2009 What is the path to summer fun? Pennsylvania Turnpike.
miamisammy29 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Posted April 30, 2009 What is the path to Three Mile Island? Mark Sanchez
RonJonSurfer Posted May 1, 2009 Report Posted May 1, 2009 Name me a football player that doesn't realize what he is getting himself into? Onions and mushrooms.
miamisammy29 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Posted May 1, 2009 Name just two of the types of rotten vegetables that will be thrown at Alex Rodriguez upon his return to Yankee Stadium. Pepperoni and sausage
Otokichi Posted May 4, 2009 Report Posted May 4, 2009 What was the name of Craig Ferguson's low- grade-made-in-Scotland Spaghetti Western? Mozarella and Tomato paste
RonJonSurfer Posted May 5, 2009 Report Posted May 5, 2009 Name a unique alternative to Elmer's Glue? Meet the Flintstones.
Otokichi Posted May 6, 2009 Report Posted May 6, 2009 Who are the one family on the block that haven't had their house repossessed? Mexico.
Kevin Posted May 6, 2009 Report Posted May 6, 2009 Where might you meet swine before pearls ? Oxymoron
Otokichi Posted May 6, 2009 Report Posted May 6, 2009 What word describes a "safe Wall Street investment"? "I Dreamed A Dream"
Kevin Posted May 6, 2009 Report Posted May 6, 2009 Describe the thoughts of most dot.com startups . Cold as a grave .
miamisammy29 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Posted May 6, 2009 How would you describe the stare your girlfriend gives you after you've just wiped your a$$ with the curtains? The mother-in-law
MuzikTyme Posted May 7, 2009 Report Posted May 7, 2009 The future woman that a man's wife shall ultimately become . . . Outer space
Otokichi Posted May 8, 2009 Report Posted May 8, 2009 Where is the best place to locate an Arab-Israeli state? Time after time
miamisammy29 Posted May 11, 2009 Report Posted May 11, 2009 How often does Morris Day have to take pictures out of his wallet to prove to his friends that he was once in a band? She's So Unusual
Otokichi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 What did Madonna say about Miss California? Conan O'Brien
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Who is the less barbaric Conan? Sugar Smacks.
MindCrime Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 What was Manny Ramirez banned for? Sea Men on the Poop Deck
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 Name one of the cleaner lines from Family Guy? Beef stew.
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Posted May 15, 2009 What's the best-selling gay porno mag in America today? Shepherd's pie
Otokichi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Posted May 16, 2009 What do you step in if you run through sheep ranches too fast? Yorkshire Pudding
Otokichi Posted May 21, 2009 Report Posted May 21, 2009 What does an acorn become if a squirrel forgets where it left them? Bigfoot/Sasquatch
RonJonSurfer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Posted May 21, 2009 Who wanted to see the size 51 EEEE's? It's my party and i'll cry if I want to.
bazooka Posted May 22, 2009 Report Posted May 22, 2009 Why did you vote Republican, and don't you care what chopping onions does to you? ------------ I'm Gonna Fight For You J.B.
Otokichi Posted May 22, 2009 Report Posted May 22, 2009 Why did you vote Republican, and don't you care what chopping onions does to you? ------------ I'm Gonna Fight For You J.B. New answer, please?
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