Uncle Joe Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What advice was ignored by Jabba The Hut? Shoot first and ask questions later.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What is the sequence between a syringe in A-Rod's butt and the current rush of reporters? Friday on my mind.
miamisammy29 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 Why can't I shake this feeling of having to read "Robinson Crusoe" every two weeks or so? Wicked Game
RonJonSurfer Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What would you call a Monopoly board that doubles as a candle? Candle in the wind.
miamisammy29 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What was near Mrs. O'Leary's cow when it farted? I Only Have Eyes For You
Steel2Velvet Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What's printed in the donor box on the back of my driver's license? A rainy night in Georgia.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 What will the Atlanta Braves pray for this season? I fooled around and fell in love.
Mike Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Posted February 23, 2009 Wilt Chamberlain's Epitaph I got blistas on my fingas
RonJonSurfer Posted February 24, 2009 Report Posted February 24, 2009 What is something your mother warned you would happen from too much of that? Fat Tuesday.
Uncle Joe Posted February 24, 2009 Report Posted February 24, 2009 What will Ron be after downing all those Fastnacht donuts? Ash Wednesday
RonJonSurfer Posted February 24, 2009 Report Posted February 24, 2009 What and when will be in my grill after Fat Tuesday? No meat on Friday.
Uncle Joe Posted February 24, 2009 Report Posted February 24, 2009 What is the unbreakable rule at Sisters Of Mercy Convent? No milk today.
miamisammy29 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Posted February 24, 2009 What does the mother of those octuplets have to keep telling babies 6, 7, and 8? Destination unknown
RonJonSurfer Posted February 25, 2009 Report Posted February 25, 2009 What happens if NASA launches a rocket and is off by an inch? English Muffins.
Uncle Joe Posted February 25, 2009 Report Posted February 25, 2009 For what was Diana Dors known as she strutted about Londontown? Burnt toast.
RonJonSurfer Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 What did they call Joe Toast after LeBron James put a move on him? Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Jenny Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 What's a great activity to do while stuck in summer traffic? poverty
RonJonSurfer Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 What is the result of paying the tolls on the NJ Turnpike? Beagle puppies.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 Name something, the lack of which, may indicate that "Snoopy" was celibate? Soylent Green
miamisammy29 Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 What's the new color in the Crayola box that was inspired by my underwear. Twigs and berries
RonJonSurfer Posted February 26, 2009 Report Posted February 26, 2009 What's the new color in the Crayola box that was inspired by my underwear. Twigs and berries What was the name of the short-lived psychedelic rock band featuring Twiggy and Chuck Berry? Fortunate Son.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 What is inscribed on the headboard of Baron Trump's crib? Hooters bar
RonJonSurfer Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 What is inscribed on the headboard of Baron Trump's crib? Hooters bar What two word phrase is improved 1000% when an "e" is added to the last word? Shock the monkey.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 27, 2009 Report Posted February 27, 2009 What method of information extraction was replaced by waterboarding? Recalibration
RonJonSurfer Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 What is slang for a Real California Celebration? Elsie The Cow.
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