RonJonSurfer Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 What are Sammy's weekend plans when he finds out about a Girl Scout Jamboree in the Park? Cub Scouts and Brownies.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 3, 2009 Report Posted June 3, 2009 What was Jeffery Dahmer prepared to list as his last meal request? Ain't no stopping us now
Otokichi Posted June 4, 2009 Report Posted June 4, 2009 What's the battle cry song of...snow plow drivers? Ice Road Truckers.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 4, 2009 Report Posted June 4, 2009 Through a combination of horribly distorted faulty stage speakers and her drunken condition, how was Amy Winehouse's obscene diatribe toward his front row position interpreted by geeky Leonard Korb? Finding Forrester
RonJonSurfer Posted June 4, 2009 Report Posted June 4, 2009 What were you doing in the woods? Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
MuzikTyme Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. What happens when a good jingle lingers in the mind or elsewhere? Yabba-Dabba-Do!
Otokichi Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What trace evidence did the mysterious Yabba-Dabbas leave on Erich von Daniken's front porch? I'm a doctor, Jim, not a sculptor!
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 Heard in the operating room as Susan Boyle goes ' Hollywood ' . Geez , That IS getting bigger ...
Otokichi Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What words did J. Bruce Ismay utter during his recurrent "Titanic" nightmares? We won't need no rocket ship to fly through space!
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What did Jim Morrison say while handing out acid to the band . I'll see your Anti -Christ - and raise you an Archangel...
Otokichi Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What line was cut from "The Life of Brian" by Church of England censors? (That "We won't need no rocket..." line was from "Alien.") Dallas, GET OUT OF THERE!
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What did the 1977 Pittsburg Steelers say ? I'm an alcoholic ?!You're an alcoholic - with cheese on top !
Otokichi Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What's the motto of Wine & Fondue Anonymous? Resistance Is Futile!
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 What is the current slogan of the I.R.S. ? Grandma ! Melt my lead soldiers and turn 'em into shotgun pellets !
RonJonSurfer Posted June 5, 2009 Report Posted June 5, 2009 Name a fond family memory of Bonnie Parker? Gimme Back My Bullets.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 6, 2009 Report Posted June 6, 2009 What was Lone Ranger's lament when his 401k hit rock bottom? Keep it real
Otokichi Posted June 6, 2009 Report Posted June 6, 2009 What's "The Powerpoint Lament"? I'll Remember You.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 6, 2009 Report Posted June 6, 2009 What did the lonely shepherd tell all the girls? Holy Moly
RonJonSurfer Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 What is the name of the Pope's pet mole? SuperFly.
Uncle Joe Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 What size zipper is required by Uncle Joe? If it aint broke don't fix it.
Steel2Velvet Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 What is sentence you will NEVER hear uttered by a plastic surgeon? Name that tune
Uncle Joe Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 What's the only musical game not played on Songfacts? It's in the way that she moves.
RonJonSurfer Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 Why did the female employee of Mayflower Van Lines get paid more than the men? Two forms of identification.
Otokichi Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 What does Dolly Parton need to show via the full body airport scanner to board the next plane to Nashville? A small furry animal
bazooka Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 What is the name "Bon Jovi" just right for? No Obligation Exam
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