RonJonSurfer Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 (edited) Britney Spears: ...Baby One More Time NEW YORK - Britney Spears told David Letterman on Tuesday that she is pregnant with baby No. 2. "Don't worry Dave, it's not yours," the pop princess quipped on "The Late Show." The revelation ended weeks of speculation in entertainment magazines, which have been regularly publishing pictures of Spears' apparently expanding waistline. Spears, 24, and her husband, backup dancer-turned-rapper Kevin Federline, 28, were married in 2004 and have an 8-month-old son, Sean Preston. Federline also has two children, Kori and Kaleb, with his former girlfriend, Shar Jackson. Child welfare officials and a sheriff's deputy reportedly visited Spears' home in April after her son accidentally tumbled from a high chair. In February, authorities visited the home after photographs showed the singer in a car with her son in her lap, rather than in a car seat as required by law. Spears later apologized, saying she held the boy in her lap because of a "horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi." Spears rose to fame at 16 with a naughty schoolgirl image and the multiplatinum album "... Baby One More Time." I can only start this and look forward to the witty input of the SF team: Top Ten Reasons Britney should not have any mores kids: 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited May 10, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. Aren't America's trailer parks full enough already? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. Aren't America's trailer parks full enough already? 4. Because each new child will likely inspire her to record again. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. Aren't America's trailer parks full enough already? 4. Because each new child will likely inspire her to record again. 3. Because "Oops, I did it again" is just a song, not a way of life. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. Aren't America's trailer parks full enough already? 4. Because each new child will likely inspire her to record again. 3. Because "Oops, I did it again" is just a song, not a way of life. 2. Because Gerber doesn't make enough strained pork skin flavored baby cereal to feed any more Federspears offspring. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakin Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 And the number 1 reason why Britney Spears shouldn't have any more kids: 10. Because, "Stupid is as stupid does". 9. Because driving with two babies in your lap is just not possible. Come on, people. 8. Those big stretch marks are gonna really hurt the act. 7. How many "Britney Delivering" sculptures does the world actually need? 6. Because the Department Of Child Welfare only has so many agents. 5. Aren't America's trailer parks full enough already? 4. Because each new child will likely inspire her to record again. 3. Because "Oops, I did it again" is just a song, not a way of life. 2. Because Gerber doesn't make enough strained pork skin flavored baby cereal to feed any more Federspears offspring. 1. Britney - The Lullaby Album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 That is one fine list, people. Way to go, Malakin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Sounds like a new game. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Knock yourself out, das. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkMets9 Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 RonJon is the victor here. Brilliant contribution, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 that was brilliant. We should send it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 This was hilarious....good job everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 CAN we send it in? What if they pay? Come on! Let's have some initiative here! I can see it now... complete with visuals and APPLAUSE signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 excellent work, people! i'm lad i arrived too late to contribute because i would've no doubt cracked under the pressure and tarnished the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 A perfect number 1 if you ask me....We should submit it on behalf of SF...maybe Carl can help. Since Dave had Brit on as a guest....would this be to politically incorrrect for him? I agree, this could be a good game....who thought up that idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I agree, this could be a good game....who thought up that idea? You. Once again, RonJon is always right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 No No No...I meant the idea for the game??? Das????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I might've hinted at it, but then Peaches told me to start it. And I'm far too apathetic for all of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 OK, I'll do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ron, thanks for understanding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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