edna Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 I’m a caterpillar, I’m a caterpillar crawling for your love, crawling for your love... "Caterpillar" - Janis Joplin word up: trombone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 Love is better than a warm trombone, when blown, softly by a two tone, brother Down on luck by chance, caress her head off at the boogaloo trance lOVE iS bETTER tHAN a wARM tROMBONE - gOMEZ HITCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch. "Munchkin Land" ~ the Wizard of Oz Word Up: substantial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Hello! - Oh hi can I help you today? - Yeah I'd like to make another withdrawal. - Again? - Yeah again. Well as you know by now there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal. She knows I love her, knows how I need her she knows I really care. "Going To The Bank" - The Commodores word up: Richard Gere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa. And Richard Gere was also good in "Sommersby", which was a melodraaaamaa. Oh, all you moms out there oughta know, we kids love you so. Mother's Day Song - Adam Sandler word up - John Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "John Wayne WAs A Nazi" - by MDC John Wayne was a Nazi He liked to play SS Kept a picture of Apolph, Tucked in his cowboy vest Sure he would string up your mother Sure he would torture your pa Sure he would march you up to the wall Sure he would hang you by your last ball [Chorus:] He was a Nazi But not anymore He was a Nazi Life evens the score John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers Burned their villages and raped their mothers Now he has given them the white man's lord Live by this, or die by the sword [Chorus] John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war We don't give a f**k about John anymore We all heard his tale of blood and gore Just another pawn for the capitalist whore [Chorus] John Wayne wore an army uniform Didn't like us reds and fags that didn't conform Great white hero had so much nerve Lived much longer than he deserved [Chorus] Late show Indian or Mexican dies Klan propaganda legitimized Hypocrite coward never fought a real fight When I see John I'm ashamed to be white Death bed Christian of this you avowed If God's alive, you're roastin' now Well John, we got no regrets As long as you died a long and painful death You were a nazi, but not any more, You were a nazi, Life evens score, You were a nazi, But not any more, You were a nazi, Life evens the score, You're dead, dead, dead. Word Up: "Fonda" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda… "Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-a-Lot James Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 ...when the jester sang for the king and queen, In a coat be borrowed from James Dean... "American Pie" - Don McLean word up: John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 With a Smith & Wesson 38, John Lennon's life was no longer a debate I Just Shot John Lennon - The Cranberries Word Up: chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 And when it's hot You start to melt 'Cos you're not made of cheese You're made of chocolate from "Wrote For Luck" by The Happy Mondays Word Up: "cherry" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I met her in a club down in old Soho where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola c-o-l-a cola Lola (album version) ~ The Kinks Word up: banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Well, I know my banana is older than the rest, And my hair is a tangled beretta. When I leave my pajamas to billy budapest, And I dont get the gist of your letter "Monkberry Moon Delight" - Paul McCartney word up: provolone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 This is a parody song that is ripping off "Just A Gigalo" by David Lee Roth. I'm not sure who does this version. Just A Provolone It's just a provolone, but everywhere it's known, by it's seductive flavor, paid of every ounce, "Worth it" I annouce, Oh it's the taste I savor.... Word Up - Currency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Each moment lent already spent, now my favorite currency "Hourglass" ~ RCPM Word Up: Coin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Well, by this time I was fed up At tryin' to make a stab At bringin' back any help For my friends and Captain Arab I decided to flip a coin Like either heads or tails Would let me know if I should go Back to ship or back to jail So I hocked my sailor suit And I got a coin to flip It came up tails It rhymed with sails So I made it back to the ship "Bob Dylan's 115th Dream" - Bob Dylan word up: tribe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 "I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo In my tribe" "Eskimo" - Corky and the Juice Pigs Word up: testify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 I want to testify, testify my love for you I'm here to testify, testify my love for you And I will do, all that I can do for you Together, we will be together "Testify" ~ Phil Collins (just for you, Sammy) Word Up: Gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Phil Collins songs make me gag! Word up: unamused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 "USED, ABUSED, UNAMUSED" - The Icons Of Filth Fear is the maintainer of this living death called system Lied to to comply and never ask why There’s people out here building bombs People out here righting your wrongs People out here dying in pain People out here crying in vain People out here who just want grain While you just sit and watch playing life and death games Still, we accept it ’cos you know best No you don’t, just a few can’t rule the rest So much we could do if we’d only realise Like fighting for peace instead of watching the skies Like seeing our stupidity, blindness, hilarity As being only moulded so we can then maybe clarify Instead of turning a blind eye to maintain some sort of sanity There’s a big difference between need and greed They tell us ‘sign this box, we’ll make things better’ They’re out to fool you, you’ve got to be clever Voting concedes incapability to run your own life Well how would you know if you ain’t ever tried? Gotta fight back and refuse to be ruled, To show that we care and we ain’t no-ones fools We don’t have to stand for the games that they play Used, Abused, Unamused? Yeah, every day. Confidence tricksters they take us for a ride Political jokers, but I don’t see the funny side They use to the full this system they’ve perfected Political jokes are funny but not when they get elected I can see it’s all crap, I’m not as blind as they tell me It’s a using, abusing, unamusing story Maybe we’ll all see we’re not as blind as they think See the chains? Be yourself. Smash the links. Word up: distress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 I don't mean to bother you, but I'm in distress There's danger of me losing all of my happiness For I love a girl who doesn't know I exist And this you can fix "Cupid," Sam Cooke trumpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Sound the trumpets loud and clear [Christmas time is here] That it can be heard everywhere [Christmas time is here] "Sound The Trumpet" ~ Bob Marley Word Up: unruly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 everyone's afraid of a little unruliness? Buncha chickens. Okay, new Word Up: Lemon(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 (edited) "Memories of everything Of lemon trees on mercury...." On Mercury - RHCP Word Up - Paper Edited September 29, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 I've crumbled our paper captain now who will lead this swarthy crew? "Lemons" ~ RCPM Word Up: plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 "But all I see is draining me, On my plastic fantastic lover...." Plastic Fantastic Lover - Jefferson Airplane Word Up - Teapot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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