miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 This is the only one I know, and it HAS to be the one you're going for... "I've heard circles moving right through corners And they don't even know they've been around and around before Ringing, ringing against each other on a singing chain Like a flying magnet hyperdrive has never seen any reason To remain the same" "Hyperdrive" - Jefferson Starship Word up: erect
Shawna Posted December 12, 2007 Report Posted December 12, 2007 Here comes another verse about Mexico I just can't help myself, I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers, now I'm gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found a hooker and lost my erection So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home "Mexico" ~ RCPM Word Up: salutation(s)
skybluesky Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Friends and relations send salutations Sure as the stars shine above The Eagles - Please Come Home For Christmas Word Up: Sweater
Shawna Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Those soft and fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch to see her in that negligee is really just too much "Centerfold" ~ J. Geils Word Up: Blouse
skybluesky Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Lady Genevieve Blue of blouse The Mamas & The Papas - Lady Genevieve Word Up: Pants
edna Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Well I never kept a dollar past sunset, It always burned a hole in my pants, Never made a school mama happy, Never blew a second chance, oh no... "Happy" - The Rolling Stones word up: flake
Crazy Don Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 Never was a cornflake girl… "Cornflake Girl," Tori Amos word up: wheat
skybluesky Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 There's wheat in the field And water in the stream And salt in the mine And an aching in me Small Faces - Song Of A Baker Word Up: Flour
MarcM Posted December 16, 2007 Report Posted December 16, 2007 Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) - South Park Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls! Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick Then Preheat the oven to 350°, and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth... Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre Suck on My balls! [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? Smells like something burning Well, that don't confront me none As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen.. Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls! Someone help me, my balls are on fire! Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! Get some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning! Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls Put em out baby, Blow em! Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby! Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls Put em out baby, hoo, hoo Suck on my balls... Bisquick
miamisammy29 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Posted December 17, 2007 "Big Small World, Norfolk is the gang, extended clip in the jeans Put em in a box like Bisquick I'm a Laker wit clips, get em in the lake wit clips" "Who, Not Me" - Ludacris feat. Dolla Boi and Small World (yeah, I know...but come on, "Bisquick"?!) Word up: Murphy
Shawna Posted December 17, 2007 Report Posted December 17, 2007 In the office there's a guy named Melvin We pretend that he is Murphy Brown He'll say "how's tonight?" and I'll "no, man, Wait until the wife is out of town." "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear" ~ Bob Rivers Word up: poster
skybluesky Posted December 17, 2007 Report Posted December 17, 2007 Four poster Dull torpor Moving downward Like the Weather~10,000 Maniacs Word Up: Columbian
Super Ry 71 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Posted December 18, 2007 The Cuervo Gold The fine Colombian Make tonight a wonderful thing. Hey Nineteen ~ Steely Dan Word Up: [color:darkgreen]stapler
blind-fitter Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. So I slapped him in the face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper ("Oww!"). from "My Name Is..." by Eminem Word up: Zerox
MarcM Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 BF, are you talking about the copiers ( Xerox) or "The Sorcerer's Planet?" Zerox - Adam Ant lock up your brain because I'm here again I'm never bored to steal your chords ooh-ooh Zerox Machine ooh-ooh Zerox Machine It's All Gonna Come To Be - Beck it's all gonna come to be optimistic xerox of yourself it's easier when you're self-made Porcupine
Crazy Don Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 This is your posse bonus This is your extra This is your posse bonus 'Cause I like you This is your posse bonus This is your extra This is your posse bonus 'Cause I like you Because I like you 'Cause I like you Porcupine "Posse Bonus," Tori Amos jaguar
skybluesky Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar Hall & Oates - Maneater Word Up:facilities
Shawna Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 With fingernails that Shine like justice And a voice that is dark Like tinted glass She is fast and thorough And sharp as a tack She's touring the facilities And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt And a long, long jacket "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" ~ Cake Word Up: Bounce
skybluesky Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 I wanna go and bounce the moon, Just like a toy balloon. Frank Sinatra - You Make Me Feel So Young Word Up~Destroy
MarcM Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 And I wanna be Anarchy Know what I mean And I wanna be Anarchist Get pissed Destroy Anarchy In The UK - The Sex Pistols mamma jamma
skybluesky Posted January 14, 2008 Report Posted January 14, 2008 She's a bad mama jama Just as fine as she can be She's a bad mama jama Just as fine as she can be Carl Carlton - She's A Bad Mama Jama Word Up: Forgive
blind-fitter Posted January 14, 2008 Report Posted January 14, 2008 Blasphemy squad, thriving on hate, in the warfare state, like piss in a pod. Never forget, never ever forgive, wash your mouth out with pope. Death love god squad and the babies of christ, pin you all down, in their burial mound. Never forget, never ever forgive, wash your mouth out with pope. No need to feed, from corpus christi, no need to cower, inside you's the power. Never forget, never ever forgive, wash your mouth out with pope. Hairy white mouse and the rubber arch bish, the crazed entourage, their immoral barrage, They censored this line with a brick through my head, washed my mouth out with pope. "Blasphemy Squad", by one of my all-time faves Rudimentary Peni Word up: "condemn"
miamisammy29 Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 "The gates of hell they're closing in The victim's family gonna condemn him He said, "Ah don't trust them" Yeah he'll show them" "Cash, Culture and Violence" - Rancid Word up: Datsun(s)
edna Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 Buy me a Datsun or Toyota, get the tax man to agree all expenses I can muster from the lap of luxury. "Lap of Luxury" - Jethro Tull word up: invincibility
Shawna Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 Bolts of Fear (of pain, of disease) Father Struggle awaits in ambush Winds buffet with no known recourse A challenge in Glory and Force... Back to Plateau of Invincibility "Plateau of Invincibility" ~ Order Of Chaos Word Up: Centrifugal
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