Shawna Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 I am a teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when I get all steamed up and I shout' just tip me over, pour me out "I'm A Little Teapot" ~ Traditional Word Up: black coffee
johnny Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 I'm feeling mighty lonesome, Haven't slept a wink, I walk the floor and watch the door, In between I drink, Black coffee.... Black Coffee - Ray Charles Word Up - Orange
skybluesky Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 I got my spine I got my orange crush R.E.M.~Orange Crush Word Up: shell
Shawna Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 Hide in your shell 'cause the world is out to bleed you for a ride "Hide In Your Shell" ~ Supertramp Word Up: Scribble
blind-fitter Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprise" - Devo Got a surprise from my honey Got a message from my girl When she picked up her pen from beside her bed And wrote me a scribbled note Said she'd be comin' back to see me She would be visiting real soon Gonna get up from her lone white bed And leave this cold white room wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooooh wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooooh wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooh We would once more live together Go out on a lovin' spree Just like before the accident My baby would look at me I saw her sweet face tremblin' As she tried to open her eyes I jumped with the joy of a grateful little boy The day my baby gave me a surprise wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooooh wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooooh wah-oooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo-ooh Got a surprise from my honey Got a message from my girl When she picked up her pen from beside her bed And wrote me a scribbled note I saw her sweet face tremblin' As she tried to open her eyes I jumped with the joy of a grateful little boy The day my baby gave me a surprise Wah-ooo...etc.etc. Word Up: pencil
Shawna Posted September 30, 2007 Report Posted September 30, 2007 I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The "Boston Blackie" kind A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of Andy Devine "Pencil Thin Mustache" ~ Jimmy Buffett Word Up: anvil
edna Posted September 30, 2007 Report Posted September 30, 2007 The polygraph-don't make it move One little twitch, the anvil drops on you Don't matter if you told the truth We want your facial egg for our file "Lie Detector" - The Good Old Dead Kennedys word up:underfed
Crazy Don Posted September 30, 2007 Report Posted September 30, 2007 Out of work, I'm out of my head Out of self respect, I'm out of bread I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home "It Never Rains in Southern California," Albert Hammond tax
Shawna Posted September 30, 2007 Report Posted September 30, 2007 as the moon wanes and waxes death and taxes are lurking out there life is real, love is grand, and beauty is everywhere "Better Beautiful Than Perfect" ~ RCPM Word Up: horns
blind-fitter Posted October 1, 2007 Report Posted October 1, 2007 "Muscular and mean, You're an animal machine, Take the bull by the horns With no consequences at all" from "Abrasive Material" by the mighty NERVE RACK Word up: tail
Farin Posted October 1, 2007 Report Posted October 1, 2007 Naked in the rain with a killer whale I can't taste the salt when I lick his tail Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeed in the Rain Naked in the rain ~ RHCP word up: socket
blind-fitter Posted October 1, 2007 Report Posted October 1, 2007 "We know twenty six things about you, But the simplest is the sound of... Is the sound of... Is the sound of... Is the sound of... Is the sound of your voice, Is the sound of the .. Eye, socket and line, Eye, socket and line, Eye, socket and line, Eye, socket and line... from "Eye And Socket" by the mighty NERVE RACK Word up: plug
edna Posted October 12, 2007 Report Posted October 12, 2007 Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find who's right and who's wrong "Bennie and the Jets" - Sir E.J. word up: bowling
blind-fitter Posted October 12, 2007 Report Posted October 12, 2007 "Take The Skinheads Bowling" - Camper Van Beethoven (also covered by The Manic Street Preachers) Every day, I wake up and pray to Jah And he increases the number of clocks by exactly one Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days Last night there were skinheads on my lawn Take the skinheads bowling Take them bowling Take the skinheads bowling Take them bowling Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was I had a dream last night about you, my friend I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees I had a dream--it was about nothing Word up: cricket
Shawna Posted October 16, 2007 Report Posted October 16, 2007 Now the Devil has a player and he's called the Demon Bowler, He's shrewd, he's rude and he's wicked. He is sent by Sinful Satan and he's out to take your wicket And you know that that's not cricket. "The Cricket" ~ The Kinks Word Up: hoist
blind-fitter Posted October 16, 2007 Report Posted October 16, 2007 Adam & The Ants - Jolly Roger In days of old, when ships were bold Just like the men who sailed them and if they showed us disrespect we'd tie them up and flail them often men of low degree and often men of steel who'd make you walk the plank alone or haul you 'round the keel hoist the Jolly Roger! hoist the Jolly Roger! hoist the Jolly Roger! it's your money that we want and your money we shall have! of all the pirates on the seas the worst of them was Blackbeard so damnable a fiend from hell he was the one they most feared any man who sailed with him was taking quite a chance he'd hang them from the gallows just to see if they could dance (ha! ha!) hoist the Jolly Roger, etc, etc. Word up: "bandage"
edna Posted October 17, 2007 Report Posted October 17, 2007 Wondering out loud as the bandage pulls away, was I, was I only limping, was I really lame? Oh here, come over here, between the windmill and the grain, between the sundial and the chain, between the traitor and her pain, once again, once again, love calls you by your name. "Love calls you by your name" - Leonard Cohen word up: paradox
blind-fitter Posted October 24, 2007 Report Posted October 24, 2007 "Paradox" by The Church You are a paradox to me, a senseless maze I run around, I'm looking for you all of my days The more that you want it, the more that you need it The less that it does Run out it's rough, too much is enough And that's what it was I cannot bear to share you, we can't be alone You make me drift up and float, and fall like a stone The more that I see you, the more that I miss you The less that I care I know I should try to kiss you goodbye, but You're never there I've got a nickname for you, I call you weakness I get a little strength out too, or is it meekness The more that you want it, the more that you need it The less that it does Run out it's rough, too much is enough And that's what it was You are a paradox to me, a contradiction You're a predicament for me, and a prediction Word up: "contradiction"
skybluesky Posted October 25, 2007 Report Posted October 25, 2007 I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right Word Up: fortified
Shawna Posted October 25, 2007 Report Posted October 25, 2007 OH) Cause He's got me singing that la la la (OH) our love is strong yes it's keeping me fortified "That La La La" ~ Rihanna Word Up: Poseidon
miamisammy29 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Posted November 11, 2007 "Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Better come back later next week Can't you see I'm on a losing streak I can't get no No no no" "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - Devo Word up: monstrosity
edna Posted November 18, 2007 Report Posted November 18, 2007 Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Bismillah! "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen word up: origami
Shawna Posted November 18, 2007 Report Posted November 18, 2007 Or am I origami? Fold it up and just pretend Demented as the motives in your head "Inside Out" ~ Eve 6 Word Up: perpetual
Crazy Don Posted November 19, 2007 Report Posted November 19, 2007 You can ponder perpetual motion Hitch your mind on a crystal day "Up Around the Bend," Creedence Clearwater Revival forever
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