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Because hell... hell is for children

and you know that their little lives can become such a mess

hell... hell is for children

and you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh

"Hell Is For Children" ~ Pat Benatar

Word Up: truthful

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That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carve(d) my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

"Before He Cheats" ~ Carrie Underwood

Word Up: Neptune

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The Shamen - Jesus Loves Amerika

By radio wave, and satellite

And computer print-out page

There's a brand new breed of pharisee

For the electronic age

From the land of the free, home of the brave

So white they're squeaky clean

So prosperous and odious

With malignant piety

Yeah these are the men who put the right in righteous

Such hypocrisy, stupidity, it's truly out of sight, 'cos...

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

So infiltrate, indoctrinate

Inflict their lunacy

Intolerance and ignorance

Upon humanity

May the hand of God, please cut me down

Should I sing untrue to thee

For Creationist lies and dollar signs

Are just fascist fallacies

They offer you salvation by donation

Keep that money coming, folks

Make heaven your destination

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

Jesus loves Amerika, but I don't love neither

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Sorry, US friends, but I had to do it. (It's the only song I know with "righteous" in it...)

Word Up: "humble"

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"One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Can't be too careful with your company

I can feel the devil walking next to me"

"One Night In Bangkok" - Murray Head

Word up: Spacious

:afro: :afro: :afro: :rockon: :rockon:

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We'll set a meet and get a sponsor and collect some dues,

And you can bet that we'll have our jackets on wherever we cruise...

"Our Car Club" - The Beach Boys

word up: auditions

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Neville's a hopeless case

he can never pull a bird

Neville's thick and he's got a pig face

Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....

Neville is a nerd

Nevil Is A Nerd - Toy Dolls

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A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.

Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.

And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.

Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

Spatula City

Spatula City

"Spatula City" ~ Weird Al

Word Up: Square

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Don't Be Square (Be There): Adam & the Ants

music for a future age

don't be square be there

all good clean fun

(whatever that means)

Antmusic for sexpeople

Sexmusic for antpeople

get off your knees

and hear the insect prayer

Dirk wears white sox

the brain will suffer

so ride hard ride clean

how reputations scare

and love goes to war

(whatever that means)

Antmusic for sexpeople

Sexmusic for antpeople

get off your knees

and hear the insect prayer

you may not like it now but you will

(the future will not stand still)

Word Up; "angle"

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Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis

Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

'Cause it's effective, it's defective

it creates household odors

It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection

It gives you an erection

it wins the election

Why put up with painful corns any longer?

It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation

no salesman will visit your home

We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot

prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed

Step Right Up - Tom Waits

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Can't stop stop that girl there she goes again I really really love

To watch her watch her headbangin' Suzy is a headbanger

Her mother is a geek Do it one more time for me Ooo-ooo-whee! Ooo-ooo-whee!

Suzy Is A Headbanger - The Ramones

squash

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It wouldn't cross my mind to snap your leg like a twig

or squash you like some slug

You are a violent messenger

and I'm not above your taunts

And if you hit me you know I'll kill you

because I'm the Warrior King

"Warrior King" - Lou Reed

word up: tuxedo

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You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies,

run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize...

"Dazed and Confused" - Led Zeppelin.

word up: senile

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Some gibbering old fool sitting all alone drooling on his shirt

some senile old fart playing in the dirt

It might be fun to have a kid I could pass something on to

something better than rage, pain, anger and hurt

Beginning Of A Great Adventure - Lou Reed

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