My public apology to Peaches

[daslied]

In trying to make a joke, I have deeply offended one of our veteran members. It seems that I struck a nerve, and I would like for everyone to know how sorry I am for it.

I made fun of what Peaches holds most dear: her Tenacious D avatar. I know that Jack Black is the love of her life, and in a fit of jealousy I insulted him. Please take solace in the fact that I too like Jack, and in no way want to speak badly of him. Same for Kyle.

So, in closing, I just want to say that I'm sorry once again. I have the utmost respect for Peaches, and truly cherish her friendship. I hope that she can forgive my transgression.

In fact, this topic should probably just be a "Tribute To Peaches". Everyone here loves her, and she deserves every bit of love in return. Göttin, bleibe gnadig.

As a footnote, I would also like to apologize for being an extreme smart-ass.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Spectacular, das. All is forgiven and you are once again in my good graces. But one more time and you're outta here.

I certainly do not deserve my own tribute thread. I do, however, accept cash and personal checks with two forms of identification.

[daslied]

One more time about The D, or one more time in general? I have to plan, you know.

And I do think that you deserve your own thread. I'm not just saying that because I don't have any money.

[Steel2Velvet]

Technically that was not an apology, daslied. That was a full out grovel.

But an effective one.

[miamisammy29]

I blame myself. I should have warned you about just such a thing, Sir Daslied. I, too, once made the same error in judgment in the attempt at humor. Saying that Kyle is the driving force behind Tenacious D, is like saying that Oates is the more talented one. I took a tongue-lashing that stings until this day, and I shall NEVER do it again. I suggest everyone heed my warning.

[daslied]

OK, cool. It's Sammy's fault.

Glad nobody caught the joke at the end that kind of screwed the whole thing. Well, until now nobody caught it.

We have a special relationship, she and I. Like a hold-you-down-and-fart-in-your-mouth kind of thing.

[PSYCHOcatholic]

(without turning this into a Eulogy thread)

Peaches has always been somewhat of a mother figure here to me, sometime indirectly guiding my way to becoming a better Songfactor. We love you Peaches, and we LOVE the D! You will be greatly missed!

Doh, i turned it into a Eulogy thread!

[Tenacious_Peaches]

I love a smart ass and a kiss ass, so you're covered on both counts, my darling das.

Sammy, you told me you liked that tongue lashing.

Paul, I love you too, sugar. But where am I going? I'll probably get fired after my Blockbuster letter, so maybe this should be my farewell thread.

And trust me, not everybody loves me. I am way too obnoxious for that to happen.

Edited December 1, 2005 by Guest
To include my sweet psycho and a disclaimer.

[PSYCHOcatholic]

i guess i dont have to confess that im a MAJOR Suck Up.

[daslied]

Everyone should love you, and here are a random number of reasons why:

1. She’s one of the most reasonable people you’ll ever meet.

2. She’s also one of the kindest.

3. She’s way funnier than I could hope to be.

4. She is ridiculously intelligent, but doesn’t flaunt it.

5. She’s not afraid to take it, and can dish it unlike anyone else.

6. She’s always in a good mood, at least outwardly.

7. She’s a fantastic listener, and gives great advice.

8. She’s always among the first to help someone with a problem.

9. She’s a moderator. Fear=love.

10. She has a spectacularly beautiful daughter.

11. She loves her daughter in an equally beautiful way.

12. Thanks to the Songfrapper’s map I know where you all live, so make with the love already.

[miamisammy29]

Sammy, you told me you liked that tongue lashing.

No, Peaches....I told you I liked the ASS-SPANKING.

[Shawna]

I certainly do not deserve my own tribute thread.

I do! someone start one for me!

is like saying that Oates is the more talented one

not more talented in the musical sense, but that man's bedroom eyes speak volumes.

[bluesboy]

And trust me, not everybody loves me.

I love you Peaches like a brother would his sister

or

an uncle to his niece.

[PSYCHOcatholic]

I love you Peaches like a brother would his sister

or

an uncle to his niece.

What does Arkansas have to do with this?

[edna]

And trust me, not everybody loves me.

I don´t care about the others...

I LOVE PEACHES!

[bluesboy]

Arkansas has nothing to do with this.

In fact, this topic should probably just be a "Tribute To Peaches".

[SoulGirl]

peaches kicks ass, nuff said!

[miamisammy29]

I'm an "open" kinda guy, you know. Daslied's my buddy, and after all....SHARING IS CARING. (I learned that on "Sesame Street" when I was four, and I still live by it 'till this day.)

[RonJonSurfer]

From Queen's "Now I'm Here"

Down in the dungeon just peaches 'n' me

Don't I love her so

Yes you made me live again, yeah

Nuff said.

[Levis]

'Ray, Peaches!

[daslied]

Peaches is the Layla to Sammy's Clapton and my Harrison.

Wait, I guess I would have to be Clapton. But I'd rather be Harrison. Is that okay?

[miamisammy29]

But I'd rather be Harrison. Is that okay?

Sure, man; if that's how you want it. We'll start shoveling the dirt on you now.

[daslied]

I'd rather be dead than recording songs with Babyface. How do you like that?

[miamisammy29]

Yeah, me too.

[daslied]

I thought we were going to have a battle over Peaches after my Babyface comment.

I meant to say "recording with Phil Collins."