daslied 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 In trying to make a joke, I have deeply offended one of our veteran members. It seems that I struck a nerve, and I would like for everyone to know how sorry I am for it. I made fun of what Peaches holds most dear: her Tenacious D avatar. I know that Jack Black is the love of her life, and in a fit of jealousy I insulted him. Please take solace in the fact that I too like Jack, and in no way want to speak badly of him. Same for Kyle. So, in closing, I just want to say that I'm sorry once again. I have the utmost respect for Peaches, and truly cherish her friendship. I hope that she can forgive my transgression. In fact, this topic should probably just be a "Tribute To Peaches". Everyone here loves her, and she deserves every bit of love in return. Göttin, bleibe gnadig. As a footnote, I would also like to apologize for being an extreme smart-ass. Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Spectacular, das. All is forgiven and you are once again in my good graces. But one more time and you're outta here. I certainly do not deserve my own tribute thread. I do, however, accept cash and personal checks with two forms of identification. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 One more time about The D, or one more time in general? I have to plan, you know. And I do think that you deserve your own thread. I'm not just saying that because I don't have any money. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Technically that was not an apology, daslied. That was a full out grovel. But an effective one. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 I blame myself. I should have warned you about just such a thing, Sir Daslied. I, too, once made the same error in judgment in the attempt at humor. Saying that Kyle is the driving force behind Tenacious D, is like saying that Oates is the more talented one. I took a tongue-lashing that stings until this day, and I shall NEVER do it again. I suggest everyone heed my warning. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 OK, cool. It's Sammy's fault. Glad nobody caught the joke at the end that kind of screwed the whole thing. Well, until now nobody caught it. We have a special relationship, she and I. Like a hold-you-down-and-fart-in-your-mouth kind of thing. Link to post Share on other sites
PSYCHOcatholic 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 (without turning this into a Eulogy thread) Peaches has always been somewhat of a mother figure here to me, sometime indirectly guiding my way to becoming a better Songfactor. We love you Peaches, and we LOVE the D! You will be greatly missed! Doh, i turned it into a Eulogy thread! Link to post Share on other sites
Tenacious_Peaches 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 (edited) I love a smart ass and a kiss ass, so you're covered on both counts, my darling das. Sammy, you told me you liked that tongue lashing. Paul, I love you too, sugar. But where am I going? I'll probably get fired after my Blockbuster letter, so maybe this should be my farewell thread. And trust me, not everybody loves me. I am way too obnoxious for that to happen. Edited December 1, 2005 by Guest To include my sweet psycho and a disclaimer. Link to post Share on other sites
PSYCHOcatholic 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 i guess i dont have to confess that im a MAJOR Suck Up. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Everyone should love you, and here are a random number of reasons why: 1. She’s one of the most reasonable people you’ll ever meet. 2. She’s also one of the kindest. 3. She’s way funnier than I could hope to be. 4. She is ridiculously intelligent, but doesn’t flaunt it. 5. She’s not afraid to take it, and can dish it unlike anyone else. 6. She’s always in a good mood, at least outwardly. 7. She’s a fantastic listener, and gives great advice. 8. She’s always among the first to help someone with a problem. 9. She’s a moderator. Fear=love. 10. She has a spectacularly beautiful daughter. 11. She loves her daughter in an equally beautiful way. 12. Thanks to the Songfrapper’s map I know where you all live, so make with the love already. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Sammy, you told me you liked that tongue lashing. No, Peaches....I told you I liked the ASS-SPANKING. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I certainly do not deserve my own tribute thread. I do! someone start one for me! is like saying that Oates is the more talented one not more talented in the musical sense, but that man's bedroom eyes speak volumes. Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 And trust me, not everybody loves me. I love you Peaches like a brother would his sister or an uncle to his niece. Link to post Share on other sites
PSYCHOcatholic 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I love you Peaches like a brother would his sister or an uncle to his niece. What does Arkansas have to do with this? Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 And trust me, not everybody loves me. I don´t care about the others... I LOVE PEACHES! Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Arkansas has nothing to do with this. In fact, this topic should probably just be a "Tribute To Peaches". Link to post Share on other sites
SoulGirl 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 peaches kicks ass, nuff said! Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I'm an "open" kinda guy, you know. Daslied's my buddy, and after all....SHARING IS CARING. (I learned that on "Sesame Street" when I was four, and I still live by it 'till this day.) Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 From Queen's "Now I'm Here" Down in the dungeon just peaches 'n' me Don't I love her so Yes you made me live again, yeah Nuff said. Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 'Ray, Peaches! Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Peaches is the Layla to Sammy's Clapton and my Harrison. Wait, I guess I would have to be Clapton. But I'd rather be Harrison. Is that okay? Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 But I'd rather be Harrison. Is that okay? Sure, man; if that's how you want it. We'll start shoveling the dirt on you now. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I'd rather be dead than recording songs with Babyface. How do you like that? Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Yeah, me too. Link to post Share on other sites
daslied 1 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I thought we were going to have a battle over Peaches after my Babyface comment. I meant to say "recording with Phil Collins." Link to post Share on other sites
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