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My favorite episode is when they go south for the witness protection thing. Stewie's bluegrass tune........BRILLIANT!!!

PEACE OUT :happybanana:


"Warm out today...Warm yesterday...Even Warmer today.

Banjo Strikes* "Met her on my CB, said her name was BB, sounded like an Angel come to earth---COME TO EARTH

When i went to meet her, man you shoulda seen her...twice as tall as me, three times the girth---GIRTH!

OOOO My fat baby loves to eat---LOVES TO EAT!

Big 'ol buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet...oh my fat baby loves to eee EEE EEAT! My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat!


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Great Song! :happybanana:

Road To Rhode Island

by Family Guy

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island

We're having the time of our lives.

(Stewie) Take it dog...

(Brian) We're quite a pair of partners,

Just Like Thelma and Louise.

'cept you're not six feet tall

(Stewie) Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.

(Brian) Give it time.

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,

We're certainly going in style.

(Brian) You're with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.

(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.

(Brian) Oh, pee jokes.

(Both) We've traveled a bit and we've found,

Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

((Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?

(Stewie) First class or no class

(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island

We're not going to stop till we're there

(Brian) Maybe for a beer.

(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry

(Stewie) That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die, please!

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,

The home of that old campus swing.

(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.

(Stewie) We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.

(Brian) Yikes!

(Both) We certainly do get around.

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims

Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.

We're Rhode Island bound.

Or like a group of college freshmen

who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

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  • 3 months later...

(from he's too sexy for his fat; it's something like this)

peter: wow, i can't believe you guys are here after what a jerk i've been, especially to you chris.

chris: that's okay dad

lois: i bet you've learned a very valuble lesson from this peter.

peter: nope.

(from mr. griffin goes to washington)

Peter: You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool ... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her ... smoking!

Al Gore: mr griffin, you have congresses support.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.

Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?

[Lois giggles]

Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.

Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.

Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

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There was a brand new episode on FOX last night. They had a spoof of "Passion of the Christ"...

Passion 2 - Crucify This

"Let He Who Is Without Sin Kick The First Ass"

That episode was hilarious! And Chris Tucker as Jesus' sidekick. "Jesus, you so crazy!" And "Two and a Half Men" was funny. It was 2 men, and one who's legs had been cut off and blood was squirting out. Hilarious! I'm so glad Fox has brought it back. And it's all because of DVD sales!

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  • 7 months later...

Even more funny family guy quotes can be found at http://www.family-guy-quotes.com

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?

Connie: 16.

Quagmire: 18? You're first.

Connie: Mom!

Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

can't get enough of those funny family guy quotes

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