MarcM Posted October 9, 2009 Report Posted October 9, 2009 I just had a dream this morning that I was on a road trip in Mexico with some friends. We went to a bank and parked the car across the street. When we went inside, I realized I had left my wallet on top of the car, so I went back to get it. After getting my wallet, I had to wait for the light to change so that I could cross the street and get back to the bank. Thats when I saw Angela Lansbury riding sidesaddle on a very small, white llama. She stopped next to me, also waiting for the light. I asked her if she wanted to race to the bank, to which she said, "You dont have a llama." I told her "I have one in my pants!" then bent over so that I was moving on my hands and feet (think Mogli walking like a bear in Jungle Book.) The light then changed and we took off. I was winning until she cheated and cut across the grass. We both made it inside the bank at the same time and I went to meet my friends at the counter. Thats when I woke up. Isnt it weird that there was grass in front of a bank in a big city in Mexico?
skybluesky Posted October 9, 2009 Report Posted October 9, 2009 Thats when I saw Angela Lansbury riding sidesaddle on a very small, white llama. That is the second greatest sentence I have ever read I told her "I have one in my pants!" That is the greatest sentence I have ever read.
MarcM Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 I think the physical therapy that I have been undergoing has been unlocking something in my brain. I took a nap after therapy today and dreamed that I was riding around my home town on a Schwinn Stingray (complete with high rise handlebars, banana seat and 5 speed stick shift), completely nude, looking for a place to stop and get dressed. The really weird thing is, I hardly ever remember my dreams. Oh yeah, yesterday, I had a dream that I walked into my bathroom and found my dad (who has been dead 10 years) shaving.
Lea Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 I'm wondering what Mr. Seeker is doing here at this time of day. Late night or insomnia
pinkstones Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Contemplating buying a couple more albums off Ebay.
skybluesky Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Late night Eating Spam? Shopping for shrubbery?
The Seeker Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 And confusing cats. To quote Rene Descartes, the drunken fart, 'I drink, therefore I am'. Off to bed now. Good night. :sleepy:
Lea Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Admit you have a hang over tomorrow Fin or you'll lose my respect
skybluesky Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Editing my iLike Facebook application
Lea Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Wonder where edna is She should be here by now
The Seeker Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Admit you have a hang over tomorrow Fin or you'll lose my respect I admit it A bit.
Lea Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 Poor Fin. At least it was fun getting it right Surprisingly I don't have a hang over today even tho I did have 2 drinks last night and I'm a light weight when it comes to alcohol
Kevin Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Posted October 10, 2009 Well , soak your head in a bucket of ice water , because today may be a doozy !
TheLizard Posted October 10, 2009 Report Posted October 10, 2009 I admit it A bit. You and me both... I thought I was gonna yak up an entire ecosystem when I woke up this morning.
_Laurie_ Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 I'm posting, watching a movie on Lifetime, and eating cheese, pepperoni, and crackers...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 I know Levis doesn't like it when posts in this thread are more than 140 characters because it defeats the purpose of Twitter. I just stumbled upon Twerbose. Wonder if she knows about it...
TheLizard Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 Got drunk, roller skated, my elbow is fucked up, had a blind date, got her number. Good friggin' night.
TheLizard Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 Oh, and during the whole series of these events, I was dressed in a green and white polka-dot polyester women's shirt and tight maroon pants. It was a 70's themed dorm event.
pinkstones Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 Contemplating going to bed for the night....
MarcM Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 Oh, and during the whole series of these events, I was dressed in a green and white polka-dot polyester women's shirt and tight maroon pants. It was a 70's themed dorm event. You showed up as a 70's transvestite?
TheLizard Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 Or a disco-loving gay club frequent-customer.
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