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I'd brush up on my Chinese. (Hello, Dr. Sun Yat-Sen, I'm from the future...)

What would you do if you were mistaken for an A-list celebrity and had your pick of late night talk shows on which to appear?

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Ah'd chik ma grammur skinner rat' away! (DL doesn't ask, he pounces!) I'd ask DL if he feels the hot breath of Craig Ferguson or Carson Daley on the back of his aged neck.

What would you do if you were offered David Letterman's job at CBS?

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I'd say "Trust me," in my best "Henry Jones Jr." voice and put together the next "Expedition Africa." ("Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.")

What would you do if you found "Noah's Ark"?

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I don't... gray areas always confuse me.

So, let's try this again: what would you do with a gray area in a metaphorical sense that you discovered in your checking account, for example.

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Ask my bank about it.

WWYD if you knew someone did something really bad that they would go to jail for but you could relate to why they did it, and under the same circumstances you may have done the same thing?

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Love, Faith, Hope and Charity die behind prison walls. I'll be waiting for you once you're paroled.

If you were unjustly imprisoned, what would you do to escape? A "Count of Monte Cristo"? A "Shawshank" crawl?

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I would take the Shawshank crawl, even though it took 20 years to dig that hole.

What would you do if the Prize Sweepstakes came to your house telling you that you're the grand winner, and then it turned out they have the wrong address?

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I'd invite them to join Ed McMahon, then get back to Fun & Games.

What would you do if you were tapped/drafted for an "Armageddon/Deep Impact"-type mission to "tip an incoming asteroid"?

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I'd first:

1. Make sure what I heard was not only political hooey but scientific theory combined with the fact that everyone these days only thinks as far as their next text message...over and over.

No need for a second entry.

Sike!

What would you do if you went without a cell-phone for one day?

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I wouldn't notice. The "untraceable pre-paid/perp phone" is for emergencies or when I'm away from the landline.

What would you do if a natural disaster wiped out your blackberry/smartphone/Twitter instrument?

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I'd be completely unaffected unless it had some sort of insect that invaded my blue-berry patch thereby inhibiting my yield for next harvest.

What would you do if you woke up and realized your worst nightmare became true?

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I'd ask my wife what she wanted for breakfast. (By now, that's not much of a nightmare.)

What would you do if an unnatural disaster cut off electric power to your town/city indefinitely?

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What would you do if an unnatural disaster cut off electric power to your town/city indefinitely?

Break out the camping gear :D

WWYD if "The Stand" by Steven King became a reality tomorrow?

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Head for Boulder, CO and heed any dreams about an old woman on the porch of a cabin in the middle of a corn/maize field.

What would you do if you crossed paths with "Randall Flagg"?

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