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Clearly , you are not telling us what is really going on where you are , then , are you , dear ?!?!? Is your husband 'god' in this case , by any chance ? :laughing: :laughing: :thumbsup: :guitar:

And just what does he mean by 'shave me ' ???!... :angel: :D;)

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Try out my very best high school French on her. Oh wait, I took Spanish in high school. So I'd say: "No hablo Francaise" and seek out the nearest bar.

What would you do if your next eharmony date demanded a shave?

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Take the DVD player off "repeat play," SSW and get on with Life.

What would you do if a movie critic saw your "life DVD" and pronounced it "boring, pretentious, and without merit"?

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i would find somone on the street that has the same size as me and give them some money to trade for the meating

what would you do if you had a key to a science lab

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I'd try the key to Hell out first. ("Geez, there's an Iron Maiden with Bernie Madoff's name on it!")

What would you do if you could extend your life by a decade by pressing a button on a remote control, which would immediately kill someone you didn't know?

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Never wanted to live forever. I wouldn't push it.

What would you do if you could extend your life by a decade by pressing a button on a remote control, which would immediately kill someone you didn't know?

WWYD if you could talk to ghosts?

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WWYD if you were on a sinking ship and could only save your spouse or offspring and had to choose between the two?

If we didn't save our child, neither of us could live with it.

WWYD if you could talk to ghosts? :D

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Ask the departed spirits what they wanted.

What would you do if your jet liner's crew was dead/unconscious and you knew how to land it? Before you answer, one among the passengers is Osama bin Laden!

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I'd land the freaking plane of course. Bin Laden's life isn't worth one innocent life let alone a planeful. Then I'd beat the bastard to death.

WWYD if you heard that a volunteer pilot had beaten Bin Laden to death?

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My wife? I have no wife... :shades:

But if I had and if she did, I'd follow her everywhere.

Would you live in a country where there' s a war?

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I'd most likely make sure I had plenty of SUPER sunscreen, truck loads of oxygen and food/water... and a microphone w/Martian technology...;then... I could make some kind of universal speech that would be understood by other aliens of the universe as well wondering what life's all about and the reason..."WHY...?"

What would you do if you were ambassador to the sun?

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