edna Posted June 20, 2009 Report Posted June 20, 2009 I'de be glad for her What if God suddenly appeared and told you "Shave me!"
Kevin Posted June 20, 2009 Report Posted June 20, 2009 ^ * candidate for post of the week * I'd shave him ... and you ?!?!
Kevin Posted June 20, 2009 Report Posted June 20, 2009 Clearly , you are not telling us what is really going on where you are , then , are you , dear ?!?!? Is your husband 'god' in this case , by any chance ? :guitar: And just what does he mean by 'shave me ' !...
edna Posted June 20, 2009 Report Posted June 20, 2009 No, I' m not. WWYD if you met Sarkozy at a party and he offered you a joint?
Kevin Posted June 20, 2009 Report Posted June 20, 2009 Take a picture and then smoke it - in case his secret service goons wanna off me later . What would you do if his wife came onto you ?
Otokichi Posted June 21, 2009 Report Posted June 21, 2009 Try out my very best high school French on her. Oh wait, I took Spanish in high school. So I'd say: "No hablo Francaise" and seek out the nearest bar. What would you do if your next eharmony date demanded a shave?
MuzikTyme Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 I'd supply her the best cream and a surgical razor to get those hard-to-reach areas under her arms. WWYD if you saw your life pass before you after you already had witnessed it?
Otokichi Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Take the DVD player off "repeat play," SSW and get on with Life. What would you do if a movie critic saw your "life DVD" and pronounced it "boring, pretentious, and without merit"?
Lissy Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 i would find somone on the street that has the same size as me and give them some money to trade for the meating what would you do if you had a key to a science lab
MuzikTyme Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 I'd sew up all the dead frogs waiting for dissection...(lol) WWYD if you had the key to heaven or hell?
Lea Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Give them back. WWYD if you could talk to ghosts?
Otokichi Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 I'd try the key to Hell out first. ("Geez, there's an Iron Maiden with Bernie Madoff's name on it!") What would you do if you could extend your life by a decade by pressing a button on a remote control, which would immediately kill someone you didn't know?
MuzikTyme Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 I wouldn't press the button. WWYD if you were on a sinking ship and could only save your spouse or offspring and had to choose between the two?
Lea Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Never wanted to live forever. I wouldn't push it. What would you do if you could extend your life by a decade by pressing a button on a remote control, which would immediately kill someone you didn't know? WWYD if you could talk to ghosts? Edited June 25, 2009 by Guest
Lea Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) WWYD if you were on a sinking ship and could only save your spouse or offspring and had to choose between the two? If we didn't save our child, neither of us could live with it. WWYD if you could talk to ghosts? Edited June 25, 2009 by Guest
Otokichi Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Ask the departed spirits what they wanted. What would you do if your jet liner's crew was dead/unconscious and you knew how to land it? Before you answer, one among the passengers is Osama bin Laden! Edited June 25, 2009 by Guest
Uncle Joe Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 I'd land the freaking plane of course. Bin Laden's life isn't worth one innocent life let alone a planeful. Then I'd beat the bastard to death. WWYD if you heard that a volunteer pilot had beaten Bin Laden to death?
Lea Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Thank him? WWYD if it was your spouse that did the deed?
Otokichi Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Sign her up for the witness protection campaign...in the Israeli army! What would you do if she signed you up too?
edna Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 My wife? I have no wife... But if I had and if she did, I'd follow her everywhere. Would you live in a country where there' s a war?
Uncle Joe Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Would and have. WWYD if you were asked to leave your country and go someplace totally different?
Otokichi Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 I'd ask if I could pick the country. (Then I'd "ask for the 'Moon"!) What would you do if you were appointed ambassador to...Mars?
MuzikTyme Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 I'd most likely make sure I had plenty of SUPER sunscreen, truck loads of oxygen and food/water... and a microphone w/Martian technology...;then... I could make some kind of universal speech that would be understood by other aliens of the universe as well wondering what life's all about and the reason..."WHY...?" What would you do if you were ambassador to the sun?
Shawna Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 give them some money to trade for the meating are you referring to prostitution?
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